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80 Funny Pick Up Lines Guaranteed to Make Her Laugh


“Kiss me if I’m wrong but, dinosaurs still exist, right?”

“Wait, how are you going to plan our wedding without having my number?”

“All the good pickup lines are taken…but I hope you’re not.”

“F, C, K are my favorite letters in the alphabet. Guess what else I need?”

“Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material.”

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“When God made you, he was just showing off.”

“Make sure your shoelaces are tied. I don’t want you falling for anyone else.”

“I oughta complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single.”

“Aside from being extremely hot, what else do you do for a living?”

“Can I take a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?”

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“They say the tongue is the strongest muscle in the human body. Wanna fight?” 

“You’re like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.”

“On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9 and I’m the 1 you need.”

“Do you know a good real estate agent? I’m trying to make a move here.”

“I feel like I’m McDonald’s and you’re Nike. Because you’re doing it and I’m loving it.”

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“If you were an astronomer, you’d be in charge of the Hubba Hubba Telescope.”

“I don’t do yoga but I’d downward dog with you.”

“As long as I have a face, you’ll have a place to sit.”

“I wish I were your alarm clock, so I’d be the first thing you touch in the morning.”

“You make me feel like the Hulk; because when I see you, all I want to do is smash.”

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“Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?”

“You must be a calculus teacher, because your curves are infinite.”

“Did you just come from a bakery? Because you’ve got the hottest pair of buns I’ve seen all week.”

“Are you a lemon? Because you make me want to pucker up.”

“Are you a cowgirl? Because I can see you riding me.”

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“Are you a military officer? Because you just made my privates stand at attention.” 

“If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d make sure I came after U.”

“You must be a librarian because you just increased my circulation.”

“If you were a car door, I’d slam you all night long.”

“If you were a T-Rex, you’d be a Tyranno-saurus Sexy.”

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“Want to try to have an abortion while it’s still legal?”

“If we were squirrels, would you help me bust a nut?”

“I could be your numerator, because I like to be on top.”

“I wish I was your calculus homework, because then I’d be hard and you’d be doing me on your desk.”

“You have eggs-actly what I’m looking for, and omelette you have my number.”

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“Are you a 1000 thread count sheet? Because I want you on my bed.”

“You must be a cherry, because I can see you always being on top.”

“Are you a star? Because you’re a heavenly body.”

“You must be a sand dune, because I’m getting lost in your curves.”

“Are you a ghost? Because you look like my boo.”

“You must be jelly, cause jam don’t shake like that.”

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“Are you butt-dialing me? Because I swear that ass is calling me.”

“If you were a baseball and I were a bat, would you let me hit that?”

“You’re so hot, even my zipper is falling for you.”

“Wanna help me get on Santa’s naughty list this year?”

“Let’s play Titanic. You’ll be the iceberg and I’ll go down.”

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“I must be a pirate, because I’m intoxicated by your booty.”

“Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda one for me.”

“Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?”

“Are you an elevator? Because I’ll go up and down with you.”

“Are you French? Because I think Eiffel for you.”

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“Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.”

“I’d say God bless you, but it looks like he already did.”

“Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Because you look like a snack.”

“Are you a 45-degree angle? Because you’re acute-y.”

“Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?”

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“Are you a keyboard? Because you’re just my type.”

“Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is me trying to pick you up.”

“You must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night.”

“Are you a cat? Because I’m feline a connection between us.”

“Do you have a jersey? Because I need your name and number.”

“Are you a thief? Because you clearly stole the stars and put them in your eyes.”

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“Is your name Chapstick? Because you’re da balm.”

“If you were a burger at McDonald’s, you’d be the McGorgeous.”

“Do you like Harry Potter? Because I adumbledore you.”

“Do you play soccer? Because you’re a keeper.”

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