50 Funny Pick Up Lines Guaranteed to Make Her Laugh
“Make sure your shoelaces are tied. I don’t want you falling for anyone else.”
“Do you know a good real estate agent? I’m trying to make a move here.”
“I oughta complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single.”
“Kiss me if I’m wrong but, dinosaurs still exist, right?”
“Wait, how are you going to plan our wedding without having my number?”
“Aside from being extremely hot, what else do you do for a living?”
“All the good pickup lines are taken…but I hope you’re not.”
“Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material.”
“Can I take a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?”
“On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9 and I’m the 1 you need.”
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“When God made you, he was just showing off.”
“They say the tongue is the strongest muscle in the human body. Wanna fight?”
“You’re like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.”
“If you were an astronomer, you’d be in charge of the Hubba Hubba Telescope.”
“Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?”
“You must be a calculus teacher, because your curves are infinite.”
“Did you just come from a bakery? Because you’ve got the hottest pair of buns I’ve seen all week.”
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“Are you a lemon? Because you make me want to pucker up.”
“Are you a military officer? Because you just made my privates stand at attention.”
“Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda one for me.”
“If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d make sure I came after U.”
“You must be a librarian because you just increased my circulation.”
“If we were squirrels, would you help me bust a nut?”
“You have eggs-actly what I’m looking for, and omelette you have my number.”
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“Are you a ghost? Because you look like my boo.”
“You must be jelly, cause jam don’t shake like that.”
“Are you butt-dialing me? Because I swear that ass is calling me.”
“If you were a baseball and I were a bat, would you let me hit that?”
“You’re so hot, even my zipper is falling for you.”
“Wanna help me get on Santa’s naughty list this year?”
“I must be a pirate, because I’m intoxicated by your booty.”
“Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?”
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“Are you French? Because I think Eiffel for you.”
“Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.”
“I’d say God bless you, but it looks like he already did.”
“Are you a 45-degree angle? Because you’re acute-y.”
“Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?”
“Are you a keyboard? Because you’re just my type.”
“You must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night.”
“Are you a cat? Because I’m feline a connection between us.”
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“Do you have a jersey? Because I need your name and number.”
“Are you a thief? Because you clearly stole the stars and put them in your eyes.”
“Is your name Chapstick? Because you’re da balm.”
“If you were a burger at McDonald’s, you’d be the McGorgeous.”
“Do you like Harry Potter? Because I adumbledore you.”
“Do you play soccer? Because you’re a keeper.”