36 Best Ice Cream Jokes
Why are ice cream cones great at gossiping?
They always have the scoop!
Why did the ice cream start crying?
It had an emotional meltdown!
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
It drove over a rocky road.
What did the ice cream cone write on his Valentine card?
You make me melt.
What’s a deer’s favorite ice cream?
Cookie doe.
Why did the ice cream bring an umbrella?
In case there’s a chance of sprinkles.
Where do you learn to make ice cream?
Sundae school.
What’s Dracula’s favorite ice cream?
Vein-illa.
What do you call an ice cream with magical powers?
A scoopernatural phenomenon!
Why was the mint ice cream so good at poker?
Because it had so many chips.
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What’s Mickey Mouse’s favorite treat?
Mice cream!
Why did the ice cream get an award?
It was the cream of the crop!
Why did the ice cream go to church?
To become a sundae school teacher!
What do you call an ice cream cone that likes to tell jokes?
A punsicle!
What do you call an ice cream cone that’s a philosopher?
Cone-fucius!
Why did the ice cream go to therapy?
It had too many rocky roads.
Why did the ice cream write a blog?
To share its flavor of the month!
Why don’t ice creams play tennis?
They have a soft serve.
Why was the ice cream cone misunderstood?
She was always waffling.
What ice cream flavor is never on time?
Choco-late.
Why did the ice cream go to the party?
To chill out with friends!
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What’s an ice cream’s favorite TV show?
Game of Cones!
What do you call an ice cream that’s a good detective?
A sherbet Holmes!
Why did the newspaper talk to the ice cream?
He was looking for the scoop.
What do you say to an ice cream to comfort it?
My cone-dolences.
Why did the ice cream write a flirty text?
It wanted to Netflix and chill!
Why did the ice cream go to the disco?
To show off its twist and swirl moves!
What’s an ice cream’s favorite place to visit?
Cone-ey Island!
Why did the ice cream join the gym?
It wanted to get in mint condition!
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Why don’t ice creams like sunbathing?
They always melt under pressure.
What’s an ice cream lawyer’s favorite saying?
“You got served.”
Why did the ice cream go to the art gallery?
To admire the cone-temporary art!
Why did the ice cream cone get promoted?
It always did a great job of topping things off.
What’s an ice cream’s favorite weather?
A light drizzle with sprinkles!
Why don’t ice creams get into fights?
They always keep their cool.
What’s an ice cream’s favorite type of story?
A chilling tale.
What do ice creams do when they need a break?
They go for a swirl.
What’s an ice cream’s favorite movie?
Cone With the Wind!