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45 Best Fall Jokes

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How to trees communicate ideas to each other? Through leaflets.

What’s a tree’s favorite dating app? Timber.

How do leaves get from place to place? With autumn-mobiles.

What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash.

Why do birds fly south in the fall? Because it’s too far to walk.

What did the evergreen tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone!

How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch.

Why did the apple quit in the middle of the race? It ran out of juice.

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What’s a tree’s favorite drink? Root beer.

Why do trees hate tests? Because they get always stumped.

Why are trees so carefree? Because every fall, they let loose.

What’s a tree’s least favorite month? Sep-timber!

What’s the most musical part of a turkey? The drumstick.

What’s a tree’s favorite type of math? Geometree.

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

How do you mend a jack-o-lantern? With a pumpkin patch.

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Why don’t trees like going to school in autumn? Because they’re afraid of falling behind.

What did the leaf say to its crush? I’m falling for you.

What’s the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie? Your teeth.

What did the pumpkin say to the pumpkin carver? Hey, cut it out!

What do you use to mend a jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin patch.

Why was the jack-o-lantern afraid to cross the road? It had no guts.

What did the tree wear to the pool party? Swimming trunks.

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Why do leaves change color in the fall? Green is sooo last season.

What do you call a tree that’s bad at math? A square root.

What’s a skeleton’s favorite room in the house? The living room.

What did the pumpkin say to the pie baker? Use apples next time.

Why did the scarecrow become a detective? He was outstanding in his field.

What’s a ghost’s favorite fruit? Boo-berries.

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.

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Why did the apple pie go to school? It wanted to be a smart cookie.

What’s a pumpkin’s favorite sport? Squash.

Why are trees so forgiving? Because in the fall, they let it go.

What did one leaf say to another? I’m falling for you.

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room? The living room.

Why did the turkey join a band? Because it had the best drumsticks.

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Why are trees so happy in the fall? Because they’re releafed.

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? I scream.

What’s a skeleton’s favorite snack? Spare ribs.

What do you call a tree that doubts the existence of fall? Skepti-fall.

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What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument? The trom-bone.

Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove it wasn’t chicken.

Why are pine trees such bad knitters? They always drop their needles.

What’s a tree’s favorite season? Fall, because it’s unbe-leaf-able.

Why are trees so happy in the fall? Because they’re releafed.

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