50 Funniest Jokes About Fall
Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn so much?
Because he had a great fall.
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
A little chili.
Why did the tree get in trouble?
It couldn’t leaf well enough alone!
How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
With a pumpkin patch.
What’s the best band to listen to in autumn?
The Spice Girls.
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
What did the evergreen tree say to autumn?
Leaf me alone!
Why did the tree turn down the wedding proposal?
Because it already had enough rings.
Why was the jack-o-lantern afraid to cross the road?
It had no guts.
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How do leaves get from place to place?
With autumn-mobiles.
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
Why was the pumpkin so good at baseball?
Because it had a hard outer shell!
What’s a tree’s favorite type of math?
Geometree.
Why did the apple quit in the middle of the race?
It ran out of juice.
Why was the apple pie crying?
Its peelings were hurt!
How do trees share ideas with each other?
Through leaflets.
What do you call a man in a pile of colorful leaves?
Russell.
Why do trees hate tests?
Because they always get stumped.
What’s a skeleton’s favorite snack?
Spare ribs.
What did the pumpkin say to the pumpkin carver?
Hey, cut it out!
Why do trees hate going back to school in the fall?
Because they’re easily stumped.
Why do trees make excellent detectives?
They always get to the root of the problem.
What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument?
The trom-bone.
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Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove it wasn’t chicken.
What’s a tree’s favorite drink?
Root beer.
Why are trees so forgiving?
Because every fall, they let it go.
Why did the tree go back to college?
It wanted to branch out.
Why don’t trees have to do their laundry in autumn?
Their clothes fall off naturally!
What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
Squash.
Why do trees never make good stand-up comedians?
They always go out on a limb!
What do you call an ear of corn wearing a bow tie?
Dandy corn.
Why are trees so carefree?
Because every fall, they let loose.
Why do pumpkins never quarrel?
They have no stomach for it.
What do Jedi trees say to each other in the fall?
“May the forest be with you.”
Why don’t pumpkins ever quarrel?
They have no “stomach” for fighting.
What’s James Bond’s favorite hot drink?
Pumpkin spy-ce latte.
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Why do leaves change color in the fall?
Green is sooo last season.
Why was the tree so excited about fall?
It was ready for a change of clothes!
What’s a pumpkin’s favorite sport?
Squash.
Why are trees so happy in the fall?
Because they’re releafed.
What’s a tree’s favorite dating app?
Timber.
What’s the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie?
Your teeth.
What do you call a tree that’s bad at math?
A square root.
Why are pine trees such bad knitters?
They always drop their needles.
What’s a ghost’s favorite fruit?
Boo-berries.
What did the tree say to its crush?
I’m falling for you.
What’s a skeleton’s favorite room in the house?
The living room.
Why was the tree so happy in the fall?
Because it was releafed.