30 Best Wednesday Jokes
Funny Wednesday Jokes:
Why did Wednesday go to therapy? It had a mid-week crisis.
What do you call an exciting Wednesday? A rare find.
Why was Wednesday a great detective? It always found itself in the middle of things.
Wednesday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness.
Why did Wednesday get a promotion? It always got over the hump.
Why did Wednesday break up with Monday? It needed more space in the week.
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Why was Wednesday jealous of Friday? It wanted to be closer to the weekend.
What do you call a sunny Wednesday? A bright spot in the middle of the week.
What happens when Wednesday gets high? It gets mid-week munchies.
Why was Wednesday so good at math? It always divided the week perfectly.
Why did Wednesday become a musician? It loved to play the mid-week blues.
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Wednesday Jokes for Work:
Why did the employee bring a ladder to work on Wednesday? To get over the hump.
Why did the worker bring a surfboard to work on Wednesday? To ride the mid-week wave.
What do you call a Wednesday when everything goes wrong at work? A bump day.
How do employees stay motivated on Wednesday? By keeping their eyes on the Friday prize.
How do you know it’s Wednesday in the office? The coffee machine is working overtime.
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What do you call a Wednesday with no meetings? A hump-day miracle.
Why did the employee bring a telescope to work on Wednesday? To see the weekend on the horizon.
Wacky Wednesday Jokes:
What’s a magician’s favorite day? Wand-nesday!
Why did Wednesday get a haircut? It was feeling shaggy in the middle.
How did Wednesday get its groove back? By dancing through the mid-week blues.
Why did Wednesday bring a map to work? It was lost in the week.
What do you call a Wednesday that’s feeling musical? A hum-day.
