25 Best Wednesday Jokes
Funny Wednesday Jokes:
Why is Wednesday like a good sandwich?
It holds everything together.
Why are camels the best comedians on Wednesdays?
Because they know how to get everyone laughing over the hump.
Why did Wednesday go to therapy?
It had a mid-week crisis.
Why did Wednesday start going to the gym?
He was a weak day.
Why don’t Wednesdays get invited to parties?
Because they’re the awkward middle child of the week.
What do you call an exciting Wednesday?
A rare find.
Why was Wednesday a great detective?
It always found itself in the middle of things.
Why did Wednesday break up with Monday?
It needed more space in the week.
What happens when Wednesday gets high?
It gets mid-week munchies.
Why did Wednesday become a musician?
It loved to play the mid-week blues.
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What’s a magician’s favorite day?
Wand-nesday!
Why was Wednesday jealous of Friday?
It wanted to be closer to the weekend.
Why did Wednesday get a haircut?
It was feeling shaggy in the middle.
Wednesday Jokes for Work:
Why did Wednesday get a promotion?
It always got over the hump.
What do you call a Wednesday with no meetings?
A hump-day miracle.
How do you know it’s Wednesday in the office?
The coffee machine is working overtime.
Why did the worker bring a surfboard to work on Wednesday?
To ride the mid-week wave.
Why did the employee bring a ladder to work on Wednesday?
To get over the hump.
Why did Wednesday bring a map to work?
It was lost in the week.
What do you call a Wednesday when everything goes wrong at work?
A bump day.
Why did Wednesday get a telescope?
To see the weekend on the horizon.
How did Wednesday get its groove back?
By dancing through the mid-week blues.
Why was Wednesday so good at math?
It always divided the week perfectly.