31 Funniest April Jokes
Why did April refuse to play cards?
It was afraid of raining on everyone’s parade.
Why do eggs like April Fools’ Day?
They love practical yolks.
Why did April 1st break up with March 31st?
It found someone more foolish.
Why didn’t April showers bring May flowers this year?
They forgot the address.
Why can April jump so high?
It’s spring!
How does April break up with winter?
It says, “It’s not me, it’s May.”
What’s a stepladder’s favorite holiday?
April Stools’ Day.
What monster plays the most April Fools’ jokes?
Prankenstein.
Why do ducks love April Fools’ Day?
They enjoy quacking up at every joke.
What did June say to April?
“You’re the reason people buy umbrellas; I’m the reason they buy sandals.”
What’s April’s go-to dance move?
The sprinkler.
Why was everyone so tired on April 1st?
Because they just finished a long 31-day March.
What’s April’s favorite food to cook?
Spring rolls.
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What did April Fools’ Day say after it won an award?
Prank you.
What did March say to April?
“I might come in like a lion, but at least I don’t leave everyone wet.”
Why is April a good friend?
It brings May flowers.
Why should you avoid using a ladder on April Fool’s Day?
Because they’re always up to something.
Why don’t eggs play April Fools’ pranks?
They might crack each other up.
Why did the tree go to therapy in April?
It was feeling a little stumped.
Why did the computer start acting up in April?
It was infected with a spring virus.
Why did April 1st refuse to go out?
It didn’t want to be fooled again.
Why do sandals hate April Fools’ Day?
Because they always get the boot!
What did January say to April?
“Snowmen > raindrops.”
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What did February say to April?
“You think you’re special with your spring? I’ve got Valentine’s.”
What did one raindrop say to another in April?
“Two’s company, three’s a cloud!”
What’s in the middle of March and April but nowhere else in those months?
The letter R.
Why was the tree feeling optimistic in April?
It saw the buds of a new beginning.
What did August say to April?
“My nights are warm, yours just damp.”
Why did the squirrel save up all its nuts in April?
It was getting ready for a spring fling.
Why did the frog take a bath in April?
It wanted to jump into spring clean.
What’s a pirate’s favorite thing to do on April Fools’ Day?
Make you walk the prank.
Why did the chef go outside with his frying pan in April?
He wanted to catch some spring rolls.
What did December say to April?
“Snow is magical, rain is just… wet.”
What did October say to April?
“I actually scare people, you just fool them.”