31 Funny March Jokes That'll Thaw Your Laughter
Why is March the most popular month to use a trampoline?
It’s spring-time.
Can February March?
No, but April May.
Why did March have an identity crisis?
It couldn’t decide whether it’s winter or spring.
How do you know March is feeling happy?
There’s a little spring in its step.
Why did March go to therapy?
To deal with its mood swings.
What did April say to March?
“Call me when you decide whether it’s still winter or spring.”
Why was March jealous of May?
Because April brought May flowers.
Why was everyone so tired on April 1st?
You’d be tired too if you’d just marched for 31 days straight.
What’s March’s favorite day of the week?
Winds-day.
Why did March open a savings account?
It wanted to save some daylight.
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What did February say to March?
“Keep your 31 days; I achieve more in 28.”
What’s March’s best magic trick?
Making winter disappear.
What’s the difference between March and a marching band?
Nothing, they both keep you in step!
Why was March jealous of June?
Because everyone says “spring forward” but June gets all the heat.
What’s March’s favorite type of musical instrument?
Wind instruments.
What did May say to March?
“You tease them with spring; I deliver it.”
Why did the calendar get in trouble in March?
It had too many dates.
What March flowers grow on faces?
Tulips (two lips).
What did February say to March?
“At least I’m consistent with my weather. What’s your excuse?”
Why did the hat say to the scarf in March?
“You hang around, and I’ll go on ahead!”
Why are so many people tired on April 1st?
They just finished a long, 31-day March.
What’s March’s favorite drink?
Spring water.
Why do birds fly south in March?
It’s too far to walk!
Why was the sports fan acting so crazy?
He had March madness!
Why do skeletons avoid fights in March?
They don’t have the guts for it!
Why do people love March so much?
It’s the only month that sounds like an order.
What did one raindrop say to another in March?
“Two’s company, three’s a cloud!”
What did March say when April stole its thunder?
“That was my idea!”
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Why did March visit the doctor?
It had spring fever.
Why did the bicycle fall over in March?
It was two-tired!
What do trumpet players in a spring parade do?
March.
Why do bees stay inside during March?
They don’t want to catch a spring cold!
Why did the umbrella do after the rain stopped in March?
It folded.
What did the little flower say to the big flower in March?
“What’s up, bud?”
What’s green and sings in March?
Elvis Parsley.
Why was March such a good musician?
Because it knew how to “march” to the beat!
What’s March’s favorite exercise?
Spring training.
Why isn’t cotton ready for harvest in March?
Because it’s still Lint.
Why did March break up with its girlfriend?
“I think we need to thaw things out.”
Why do people walk faster after March 20th?
Because they have a spring in their step.
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