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38 Best ‘It's So Cold…’ Jokes

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It’s so cold, my shadow froze on the ground.

It’s so cold, my slushy got a brain freeze.

It’s so cold, my teeth are chattering an escape plan to each other in Morse code.

It’s so cold, even polar bears are buying heaters.

It’s so cold, hot chocolate is just chocolate.

It’s so cold, I’m using my freezer to warm up.

It’s so cold, I saw a snowman shopping for a fur coat.

It’s so cold, the thermometer called in sick.

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It’s so cold, I saw a squirrel using a hair dryer on its nuts.

It’s so cold, my soup started shivering.

It’s so cold, my scarf asked for a scarf.

It’s so cold, I saw an icicle with goosebumps.

It’s so cold, my shadow got frostbite.

It’s so cold, I’m using icicles as chopsticks.

It’s so cold, penguins are wearing thermal underwear.

It’s so cold, icicles are using blankets.

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It’s so cold, snowflakes are getting frostbite.

It’s so cold, the moon has goosebumps.

It’s so cold, I saw a squirrel building an igloo.

It’s so cold, I’m using an ice tray to make hot water.

It’s so cold, Frosty the Snowman has frostbite.

It’s so cold, the snowflakes are shivering.

It’s so cold, the firewood is burning itself to stay warm.

It’s so cold, I saw a dog stuck to a fire hydrant.

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It’s so cold, I’m using my oven as a space heater.

It’s so cold, I saw a snowman hitchhiking to Florida.

It’s so cold, I’m using icicles as toothpicks.

It’s so cold, my coffee froze before I could drink it.

It’s so cold, I’m using my mittens as oven mitts.

It’s so cold, I saw a squirrel with a beanie.

It’s so cold, I saw a ladybug with a hat.

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It’s so cold, even my thoughts are frozen.

It’s so cold, I saw a reindeer applying for a job in Hawaii.

It’s so cold, I’m using a flamethrower as a hair dryer.

It’s so cold, I saw a snowman applying for citizenship in the Sahara.

It’s so cold, my snowball filed for unemployment.

It’s so cold, I saw a frostbite asking for a band-aid.

It’s so cold, I need a blowtorch to melt my breakfast cereal.

It’s so cold, I saw an iceberg wearing a beanie.

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