30 Best ‘It's So Cold…’ Jokes
It’s so cold, my slushy got a brain freeze.
It’s so cold, the thermometer called in sick.
It’s so cold, hot chocolate is just chocolate.
It’s so cold, I saw an icicle with goosebumps.
It’s so cold, I saw a polar bear buying a space heater.
It’s so cold, I saw a snowman shopping for a fur coat.
Read: 30 Best ‘It’s So Hot…’ Jokes
It’s so cold, my soup froze before I could get my spoon in it.
It’s so cold, my shadow got frostbite.
It’s so cold, my shadow froze on the ground.
It’s so cold, snowflakes are getting frostbite.
It’s so cold, the moon has goosebumps.
Read: 36 Best Ice Cream Jokes
It’s so cold, Frosty the Snowman has frostbite.
It’s so cold, the snowflakes are shivering as they fall.
It’s so cold, I’m using my oven as a space heater.
It’s so cold, I saw a snowman hitchhiking to Florida.
It’s so cold, I’m using a flamethrower as a hair dryer.
Read: 40 Best Taylor Swift Jokes
It’s so cold, I saw a snowman applying for citizenship in the Sahara.
It’s so cold, I saw an iceberg wearing a beanie.
It’s so cold, my blood flow filed for unemployment.
It’s so cold, I used a blowtorch to melt my breakfast cereal.
Read: 30 Best Rizz Jokes
