30 Best Basketball Jokes
Why did Cinderella get kicked off the basketball team?
She ran away from the ball.
Why did the basketball team go to the bank?
Because their checks were bouncing.
Why don’t basketball players go on vacation?
They would get called for traveling.
What do you call a pig that plays basketball?
A ball hog.
Why do basketball players love cookies with milk?
Because they can dunk them!
Why are basketball players messy eaters?
They’re always dribbling.
What’s a basketball player’s least favorite restaurant?
In-N-Out Burger.
Why did the basketball player go to therapy?
He couldn’t bounce back.
Why do basketball players stand next to fans?
To stay cool.
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What do you call a basketball player who writes poetry?
A verse-atile player.
What do you call a basketball player who misses dunks?
Alley-oops!
Why did the basketball team bring brooms to the game?
They were ready for a clean sweep.
Why did the basketball player sit on the sideline and sketch pictures of chickens?
He was learning how to draw fowls.
What do you call a basketball player who misses all his shots?
A brick layer.
Why did the basketball player become a lawyer?
He enjoyed arguing calls more than playing the game.
Why did the basketball player bring a duck to the game?
He wanted to shoot a fowl shot.
What’s a basketball player’s favorite dance move?
The crossover.
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Why did the basketball player get a job at the bakery?
He was great at making turnovers.
Why did the basketball player go to the doctor?
He got his ankles broken.
Why do basketball players also make great farmers?
They’re experts in the field.
What do you call a basketball player who fishes?
A guy who gets all net.
Why did the basketball player become a pilot?
He was great at taking off.
Why don’t fish play basketball?
They’re afraid of the nets.
Why did the basketball player bring string to the game?
So he could tie the score.
Why do farmers admire basketball players?
They’re #FieldGoals.
What’s the difference between time and a ball hog?
Time passes.
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