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40 Best Big Forehead Jokes

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Your forehead is so big…

Your forehead is so big, you get sunburned from your desk lamp.

Your forehead is so big, mind readers charge you double.

Your forehead is so big, you can headbutt someone in another time zone.

Your forehead is so big, when you sweat, it’s considered a flash flood.

Your forehead is so big, it’s a landmark for Google Maps.

Your forehead is so big, when you think, it counts as exercise.

Your forehead is so big, your dreams get an intermission.

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Your forehead is so big, you have to pay property taxes on it.

Your forehead is so big, you don’t need WiFi – you connect to satellite directly.

Your forehead is so big, it’s got its own Instagram filter.

Your forehead is so big, when you nod, the tides change.

Your forehead is so big, you need a bookmark to remember where your hairline is.

Your forehead is so big, it’s like a drive-in movie theater for fleas.

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Your forehead is so big, when you learn something new, it gets a software update.

Your forehead is so big, people can see their reflection without a mirror.

Your forehead is so big, it’s a VIP section at concerts.

Your forehead is so big, it has its own gravitational field.

Your forehead is so big, you don’t have dreams – you have feature-length films.

Your forehead is so big, it’s been declared a no-fly zone.

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Your forehead is so big, it’s got its own climate.

Your forehead is so big, you could show IMAX movies on it.

Your forehead is so big, it’s got more square footage than my apartment.

Your forehead is so big, it’s like a billboard for your thoughts.

Your forehead is so big, astronauts could use it as a landing strip.

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Your forehead is so big, it has its own zip code.

Your forehead is so big, you don’t need a hat – you need a tent.

Your forehead is so big, you could rent it out as a billboard.

More Big Forehead Jokes:

What do you call a big forehead? A fivehead!

What do you call a big forehead in a race? A head start!

Why did the kid with a big forehead ace his school tests? He was a-head of the class!

Why did the man with a big forehead never get rained on? He had his own built-in umbrella!

What’s a big forehead’s favorite book? “The Mind’s Eye”!

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What do you call a big forehead with a tan? A bronze dome!

What do you call a big forehead in a beauty contest? A head-turner!

What’s a big forehead’s favorite thing about eating ice cream? The brain freeze!

What do you call a big forehead in a marathon? A front runner!

Why did the man with a big forehead never get lost? Because he always had a lot of head-space!

What do you call a big forehead in a comedy show? The headliner!

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