30 Best Big Forehead Jokes
Your forehead is so big…
Your forehead is so big, mind readers charge you double.
Your forehead is so big, when you sweat, it’s considered a flash flood.
Your forehead is so big, you could rent it out as a billboard.
Your forehead is so big, I bet you hear an echo every time you think.
Your forehead is so big, you get sunburned from your desk lamp.
Your forehead is so big, it’s got more square footage than a NYC apartment.
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Your forehead has more real estate than Beverly Hills.
Your forehead is so big, it makes Kanye West’s ego look small.
Your forehead is so big, you can headbutt someone in another time zone.
Your forehead is so big, you have to pay property taxes on it.
Your forehead is so big, it has its own gravitational field.
Your forehead is so big, when you nod, the tides change.
Your forehead is so big, you could wear a bed sheet for a bandana.
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Your forehead is so big, people use it to see their reflection instead of a mirror.
Your forehead is so big, you could show IMAX movies on it.
Your forehead is so big, astronauts could use it as a landing strip.
Your forehead is so big, it has its own zip code.
Your forehead is so big, it could’ve carried all the passengers on the Titanic.
Your forehead is so big, you don’t need a hat – you need a tent.
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More Big Forehead Jokes:
What do you call a big forehead? A fivehead.
Why do runners with big foreheads always win marathons? They always get a head start.
What’s a big forehead’s life motto? “Mind over matter.”
What’s a big forehead’s favorite type of humor? High-brow.
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Why did the man with a big forehead never get rained on? He had his own built-in umbrella.
What do you call a big forehead in a beauty contest? A head-turner.
What do you call a big forehead in a marathon? A front runner.
What do you call a big forehead in a comedy show? The headliner.