25 Funniest Chicken Jokes for Kids
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Why are chickens so bad at baseball?
Because they always get fowl balls.
What do you call a chicken that tells jokes?
A comedi-hen.
Why did the chicken sit on the basketball?
It wanted to hatch a plan to win.
How do chickens stay fit?
They do egg-cercise!
What do you call a chicken that’s good at math?
A mathemachicken.
Why did the chicken get detention?
For using fowl language.
What time do chickens go to lunch?
At twelve o’cluck!
Why did the egg go to sleep early?
It was feeling egg-sausted.
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How do you make an egg laugh?
Tell it a funny yolk.
How do chickens send mail?
In hen-velopes.
What’s a chicken’s least favorite day?
Fry-day.
What do you call a chicken at the North Pole?
Lost!
Why didn’t the chicken study for its tests at school?
He had a natural talent for winging it.
Why don’t eggs ever laugh?
Because they’d crack up!
What do you call a funny egg?
A practical yolker.
Why did the chicken go to the science lab?
To use the beaker.
How do chickens stay organized?
With a good pecking order.
What do chickens study at university?
Eggonomics.
Why did the rooster go to the gym?
To work on his pecks.
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a cow?
Roost beef.
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
He heard the referee calling fowls.
What do you call a group of chickens clucking in unison?
A hen-semble.