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25 Best Chicken Jokes for Kids

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What do you call a chicken that’s good at math? A mathemachicken.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide!

How do chickens stay fit? They do egg-cercise!

Why did the egg go to sleep early? It was feeling “egg-sausted.”

How do you make an egg laugh? Tell it a “yolk.”

How do chickens send mail? In hen-velopes.

Why did the chicken go to the library? To check out a “bawk.”

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Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks.

What do you call a chicken that tells jokes? A comedi-hen.

What’s a chicken’s favorite game? Beak-a-boo.

What’s a chicken’s least favorite day? Fry-day.

Why did the egg go to the beach? To have an “egg-citing” day.

What do chickens serve at birthday parties? Coop-cakes.

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Why did the egg go to college? To become an “egg-spert.”

What do you call a funny egg? A practical yolker.

What do you call a crazy chicken? A cuckoo cluck.

What do you call an egg that’s a comedian? A “crack-up.”

How do chickens stay organized? With their “pecking” order.

What do you call a chicken with a bad wing? “Unplucky.”

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Why did the egg go to the museum? To see the “eggs-hibits.”

What do you call an egg that’s a detective? An “egg-splorer.”

Why did the chicken go to the doctor? It had an egg-ache.

What’s a chicken’s favorite type of math? Egg-nometry.

How do you know if an egg is happy? It “cracks” a smile.

Why didn’t the chicken study for its tests at school? It had a natural talent for “winging” it.

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