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15 Best Chicken Jokes for Kids


What do you call a chicken that’s good at math? A mathemachicken.

How do chickens stay fit? They do egg-cercise!

What time do chickens go to lunch? At twelve o’cluck!

Why did the egg go to sleep early? It was feeling egg-sausted.

How do you make an egg laugh? Tell it a funny yolk.

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How do chickens send mail? In hen-velopes.

What’s a chicken’s least favorite day? Fry-day.

What do you call a chicken that tells jokes? A comedi-hen.

What do you call a chicken at the North Pole? Lost!

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Why don’t eggs ever laugh? Because they’d crack up!

What do you call a funny egg? A practical yolker.

Why didn’t the chicken study for its tests at school? He had a natural talent for winging it.

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