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35 Funniest Yo Mama Jokes for Kids

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Yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it said: “Only one person at a time please.”

Yo mama is so slow, she came in 2nd place in a one-person race.

Yo mama is so stupid, when she heard it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl and a spoon.

Yo mama is so old, her birth certificate just says “expired.”

Yo mama so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.

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Yo mama is so clumsy, she tripped over a cordless phone.

Yo mama is so nasty, she could give a computer a virus.

Yo mama is so fat, her center of gravity throws off the earth’s orbit.

Yo mama so stupid, she stared at a juice container that said “concentrate.”

Yo mama is so lazy, she works from home and still complains about the commute.

Yo mama is so bad at gardening, even weeds refuse to grow in her yard.

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Yo mama is so bad with technology, she thinks a hard drive is a long road trip.

Yo mama is so bad at drawing, even her stick figures are fat.

Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to use a floppy disk as a coaster.

Yo mama is so slow, she has to chase her shadow.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she tripped over a Wi-Fi signal.

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Yo mama is so slow, she has to speed up to stop.

Yo mama is so bad with technology, she thinks “Bluetooth” is a dental condition.

Yo mama is so forgetful, she needs to use Google Maps to find her way around her own house.

Yo mama so stupid, she thought the World Wide Web was a gang of spiders.

Yo mama is so bad at math, she thinks Pi is something you eat.

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Yo mama is so bad at sports, she got a participation trophy for watching.

Yo mama is so bad at cooking, her soup recipe includes a fire extinguisher.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she could trip in zero gravity.

Yo mama is so ugly, she won a Halloween costume contest without wearing a costume.

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