35 Funniest Yo Mama Jokes for Kids

Yo mama is so stupid, when she heard it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl and a spoon.
Yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it said: “Only one person at a time please.”
Yo mama is so stupid, she stared at a juice carton because it said “concentrate.”
Yo mama is so old, her birth certificate says “expired.”
Yo mama is so short, she drives a Hot Wheels car.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she took a selfie, the picture said “censored.”
Yo mama is so slow, it takes her two hours to watch “60 Minutes.”
Yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it said, “Only one person at a time, please.”
Yo mama is so hairy, Bigfoot took a picture of her.
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Yo mama is so lazy, she got a job at the bakery because she kneaded dough.
Yo mama is so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Yo mama is so clumsy, she tripped over a wireless network.
Yo mama is so fat, when she sat on a dollar, she squeezed a booger out of George Washington’s nose.
Yo mama is so bad at cooking, she made the onions cry.
Yo mama is so short, she can do push-ups under the door.
Yo mama is so fat, she doesn’t need the internet; she’s already worldwide.
Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was just a prince.
Yo mama is so lazy, she works from home and still complains about the commute.
Yo mama is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
Yo mama is so slow, she has to chase her shadow.
Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew because she thought it was a soft drink.
Yo mama is so clumsy, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W’s.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she picked up a banana, it split.
Yo mama is so short, when she wears a spring lock suit, I thought she was a plush trap.
Yo mama is so hairy, she’s mistaken for Bigfoot in every forest.
Yo mama is so stupid, she thinks a hard drive is a long road trip.
Yo mama is so ugly, even the sun needs sunglasses when it looks at her.
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Yo mama is so short, she uses a Dorito as a hang glider.
Yo mama is so fat, she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama is so clumsy, she got tangled up in a cordless phone.
Yo mama is so slow, she tried to catch a turtle… with a hare net.
Yo mama is so dumb, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo mama is so old, she sat next to Moses in second grade.
Yo mama is so clumsy, she tripped over a Wi-Fi signal.
Yo mama is so lazy, she thinks a two-person job is a pregnant woman.
Yo mama is so slow, she entered a marathon and they finished announcing the winner by the time she crossed the starting line.
Yo mama is so stupid, she thinks “Bluetooth” is a dental condition.
Yo mama is so lazy, she got a remote control just to operate her remote control.
Yo mama is so ugly, she won a Halloween costume contest without wearing a costume.
Yo mama is so short, she curls her hair with a grain of rice.
Yo mama is so clumsy, she could trip in zero gravity.
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