35 Best Yo Mama Jokes for Kids

Funny Yo Mama Jokes for Kids

Yo mama is so bad at gardening, even weeds refuse to grow in her yard.

Yo mama is so slow, she came second in a one-person race.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she tripped over a cordless phone.

Yo mama is so bad at technology, she thinks a hard drive is a long road trip.

Yo mama is so bad at drawing, even her stick figures are fat.

Yo mama is so lazy, she took a nap during a 100-meter dash.

Yo mama is so forgetful, she went to the grocery store and forgot the groceries.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she could trip over a line in a coloring book.

Yo mama is so bad at technology, she tried to use a floppy disk as a coaster.

Yo mama is so messy, her room has its own zip code for disaster relief.

Yo mama is so stubborn, she could argue with a brick wall and win.

Yo mama is so slow, she has to chase her shadow.

Yo mama is so bad at singing, even the shower turns off when she starts.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she tripped over a Wi-Fi signal.

Yo mama is so forgetful, she needs reminders for her reminders.

Yo mama is so slow, she has to speed up to stop.

Yo mama is so bad at technology, she thinks “Bluetooth” is a dental condition.

Yo mama is so bad at driving, she needs a navigator to park.

Yo mama is so bad at cooking, even the microwave refuses to cooperate with her.

Yo mama is so disorganized, her to-do list has a table of contents.

Yo mama is so indecisive, she uses a magic 8-ball to decide what to wear.

Yo mama is so forgetful, she needs GPS to find her way around her own house.

Yo mama is so bad at math, she thinks Pi is something you eat.

Yo mama is so bad at sports, she got a participation trophy for watching.

Yo mama is so messy, even her dust bunnies have dust bunnies.

Yo mama is so bad at cooking, her soup recipe includes a fire extinguisher.

Yo mama is so bad at singing, even auto-tune gave up on her.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she could trip in zero gravity.