30 Best Chicken Jokes
What’s a chicken’s favorite kind of movie? A chick flick.
How did the chicken cross the road? In a KFC bucket.
Why did the chicken do so many push-ups at the gym? To work out his pecks.
What do you call a talented chicken? Impeccable.
Why are chickens so good at improv? They know how to wing it.
Why did the chicken get hot flashes? She was going through henopause.
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What do chickens use to wake up? Alarm clucks.
Why does every animal take a chicken out to the bar? They make a great wingman.
Why did the chicken sit on the basketball? It wanted to hatch a plan to win.
What do you call a group of chickens clucking in unison? A hen-semble.
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How do chickens send mail? In hen-velopes.
What’s a chicken’s least favorite day? Fry-day.
Why did the chicken go to the science lab? To use the beaker.
What do you call a chicken at the North Pole? Lost.
How do chickens like their wings? Intact to their body.
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Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? It heard the referee calling fowls.
Why did the chicken go to the doctor? It had fowl health.
What do you call a chicken that’s good at math? A mathemachicken.
What’s a chicken’s favorite vegetable? Eggplant.
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What do you call a group of chickens playing hide and seek? Fowl play.
How do chickens stay organized? With a good pecking order.
What’s a chicken’s favorite type of key? A turkey.
What do you call a chicken that tells jokes? A comedi-hen.
