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40 Best Chicken Jokes

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Why are chickens so good at improv? They know how to wing it.

What’s a chicken’s favorite kind of movie? A chick flick.

Why did the chicken get hot flashes? She was going through henopause.

What do you call a talented chicken? Impeccable.

Why does every animal take a chicken out to the bar? They make a great wingman.

Why did the chicken sit on the basketball? It wanted to hatch a plan to win.

What do you call a group of chickens clucking in unison? A hen-semble.

What’s a chicken’s least favorite day? Fry-day.

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What do you call a mischievous egg? A practical yolker.

What do you call a chicken that haunts your house? A poultrygeist.

What’s a chicken’s favorite type of music? Beak-bop.

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks.

Why did the chicken go to the science lab? To use the beaker.

What do chickens serve at birthday parties? Coop-cakes.

What do you call a chicken at the North Pole? Lost.

How do chickens like their wings? Intact to their body.

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What do you call an egg that’s ready to hatch? Egg-cited!

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? It heard the referee calling fowls.

Why did the chicken cross the road twice? It was a double-crosser.

What do you call a crazy chicken? A cuckoo cluck.

Why did the chicken join the orchestra? It had a talent for the fowl horn.

Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? It was eggshausted.

Why did the chicken go to the gym? To work on its wing span.

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Why did the chicken go to the library? It wanted to read a bawk.

What’s a chicken’s favorite type of math? Egg-nometry.

Why did the chicken become a detective? It wanted to get to the bottom of pecking order.

Why did the chicken go to the doctor? It had fowl health.

Why did the chicken write a book? It wanted to become a feather in its cap.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back? It was a dirty double-crosser.

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What do you call a chicken that’s good at math? A mathemachicken.

What’s a chicken’s favorite game? Peck-tac-toe.

Why did the chicken become a pilot? It had a natural talent for winging it.

What do you call a group of chickens playing hide and seek? Fowl play.

How do you make an egg roll? Just give it a little push.

How do chickens stay organized? With their pecking order.

Why did the chicken join the circus? It was a great egg-scape artist.

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What’s a chicken’s favorite type of key? A turkey.

What do you call a chicken that tells jokes? A comedi-hen.

What’s a chicken’s favorite type of exercise? Wing-lifting.

What’s a chicken’s favorite type of pasta? Egg noodles.

What do you call a chicken that’s good at basketball? A wingman.

Why did the chicken go to the therapist? It had too many pecking issues.

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