30 Best Chicken Jokes
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Why are chickens so bad at baseball?
Because they always get fowl balls.
What do you call a talented chicken?
Impeccable.
Why do chicken coops only have two doors?
Because if they had four, they’d be a chicken sedan.
Why did the chicken do so many push-ups at the gym?
To work out his pecks.
What do you call a chicken that tells jokes?
A comedi-hen.
Why are chickens so good at improv?
They know how to wing it.
Why did the chicken sit on the basketball?
It wanted to hatch a plan to win.
Why don’t chickens like to gossip?
Because talk is cheep.
What do you call a hen who haunts a chicken farm?
A poultry-geist.
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Why did the chicken get detention?
For using fowl language.
Why don’t chickens use social media?
They prefer hen-stagram.
How do chickens stay fit?
They eggs-ercise.
Why did the chicken get hot flashes?
She was going through henopause.
Why do chickens make great secret agents?
Because they’re always pecking into things.
Why does every animal take a chicken out to the bar?
They make a great wingman.
Why did the chicken go to the doctor?
It had fowl health.
What do you call a group of chickens clucking in unison?
A hen-semble.
How do chickens send mail?
In hen-velopes.
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What do you call a chicken that’s good at math?
A mathemachicken.
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
It heard the referee calling fowls.
What’s a chicken’s least favorite day?
Fry-day.
What do chickens use to wake up?
Alarm clucks.
How do chickens stay organized?
With a good pecking order.
What do you call a group of chickens playing hide and seek?
Fowl play.
What do you call a chicken at the North Pole?
Lost.
How do chickens like their wings?
Intact to their body.