50 Duck Jokes That'll Quack You Up
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt quacks.
What do you call a duck that breaks into people’s houses?
A robber ducky!
Why did the duck go to the bank?
To get a new bill.
What do you get if you mix ducks with fireworks?
Firequackers.
Why did the duck become a detective?
To quack the hardest case!
Why do ducks like campfires?
They love seeing them quackle at night.
Why did the duck start a business?
To make some bills.
Why did the duck get arrested?
For selling quack on the streets.
What do ducks like to watch on TV?
Duck-umentaries.
What’s a duck’s favorite ballet?
The Nutquacker.
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Why did the duck cross the road?
To prove it wasn’t chicken!
What’s a duck’s favorite part of the news?
The feather forecast.
What’s a duck’s favorite snack?
Quackers.
Why don’t ducks like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
What’s a duck’s favorite type of movie?
A duck-umentary.
What do you call a duck who’s a rock star?
Mick Quacker.
What do you call a duck that plays basketball?
A slam duck!
Why do ducks never get disorganized?
They always have their ducks in a row.
Why do ducks make terrible bankers?
Because they always “quack” under pressure!
What do ducks use to fix broken things around the house?
Duck tape.
Why did the duck bring a feather to the party?
It wanted to “down” the dance floor!
What do you call a duck that’s an astronaut?
A quackstronaut.
What’s a duck’s favorite TV show?
Quack Mirror.
What’s a baby duck’s favorite game?
Beak-a-boo.
Why did the duck get a red card in the football game?
For fowl play.
Why did the duck become a gymnast?
To do some quack flips.
What’s the name of the church for ducks?
Birds of pray.
Why do ducks always pay their bills on time?
Because they are very bill-igent.
What do you call a duck that’s also a vampire?
Count Quackula.
What’s a duck’s favorite flower?
Quackodils.
Why did the duck go to the chiropractor?
To get its back quacked.
Why was the duck hired on the spot?
His qualifications fit the bill!
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Why don’t ducks like talking on the phone?
They prefer face-to-face quackversations!
Why did the duck become a musician?
Because it had perfect “quack-timing”!
What do you call a duck that’s a comedian?
A real quack-up.
Why did the duck go to the psychologist?
It had some quack-ups to work through!
What do you call a reptile who eats a duck?
A quack-odile!
What do you call a duck that’s a spy?
James Pond.
Why did the duck bring a suitcase to the restaurant?
Because it wanted to take “quack leftovers”!
What’s a duck’s favorite type of music?
Beak-Box.
Why do ducks always get kicked out of water polo matches?
Because they make major water fowls!
What do you call short films that ducks watch?
Duckumentaries!
Why did the duck go to therapy?
Because it had “emot-quack-tional” issues!
Why did the duck start a gardening business?
Because it had a “green thumb”!
What’s a duck’s favorite ballet move?
The “duck”!
What do you call a plastic yellow-feathered thief?
A robber ducky.
Why do ducks never quack under interrogation?
Because they’re the best secret keepers.
What do you call a duckling who opens his Christmas presents early?
A peeking duck!
Why did the duck get a job as a lifeguard?
Because it’s an expert in “quacking” the whip!
What do ducks eat with their soup?
Quackers!
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