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30 Best Duck Jokes

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Why did the duck go to the bank? To get a new bill.

What do you call a duck that steals? A robber ducky.

What do you call a duck that’s a spy? James Pond.

Why do ducks have feathers? To cover their butt quacks.

What do you call a crate full of ducks? A box of quackers.

What do ducks watch on TV? Duck-umentaries.

What do you call a duck that’s a rock star? Quack Jagger.

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Why was the duck so good at math? He was a quack-ulator.

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework? A fire quacker.

Why was the duck put into the basketball game? To make a fowl shot.

What’s a duck’s favorite snack? Cheese and quackers.

What’s a baby duck’s favorite game? Beak-a-boo.

What’s a duck’s favorite ballet? The Nutquacker.

Why don’t ducks like fast food? Because they can’t catch it!

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What’s a duck’s favorite TV show? Quack Mirror.

Why did the duck get arrested? For selling quack on the streets.

Why did the duck go to the bar? To get a quack-tail.

What’s a duck’s favorite musical instrument? The quackophone.

What’s a duck’s favorite type of exercise? Duck squats.

What do you call a duck that’s a knight? Sir Quack-a-lot.

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What do you call a duck that’s an astronaut? Quacktronaut.

What’s a duck’s favorite movie? The Quackinator.

Why did the duck become a detective? To quack the case.

What do you call a duck that’s a magician? Quackdini.

Why did the duck start a business? To make some bills.

What’s a duck’s favorite holiday? Quacksgiving.

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What’s a duck’s favorite game show? Quack or No Quack.

What’s a duck’s favorite type of music? Quack ‘n’ roll.

Why did the duck go become a gymnast? To do some quack flips.

What do you call a duck that’s a comedian? A quack-up.

What’s a duck’s favorite type of flower? Quackodils.

What do you call a duck that’s also a vampire? Count Quackula.

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