30 Best Duck Jokes
Why did the duck go to the bank? To get a new bill.
What do you call a duck that steals? A robber ducky.
Why do ducks have feathers? To cover their butt quacks.
What do you call a duck who’s a spy? James Pond.
What do you call a duck who’s a rock star? Mick Quacker.
What’s a duck’s favorite type of movie? A duck-umentary.
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What’s a duck’s favorite snack? Quackers.
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework? A fire quacker.
What’s a baby duck’s favorite game? Beak-a-boo.
What’s a duck’s favorite ballet? The Nutquacker.
Why don’t ducks like fast food? Because they can’t catch it!
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What’s a duck’s favorite TV show? Quack Mirror.
Why did the duck get arrested? For selling quack on the streets.
What do you call a duck that’s an astronaut? A quackstronaut.
Why did the duck start a business? To make some bills.
Why did the duck become a detective? To quack the hardest case.
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Why did the duck go become a gymnast? To do some quack flips.
What do you call a duck that’s a comedian? A real quack-up.
What’s a duck’s favorite type of flower? Quackodils.
What do you call a duck that’s also a vampire? Count Quackula.
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