25 Best Christmas Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ken. Ken who? Ken I open my gifts now, please?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Yule. Yule who? Yule find out when you open the door!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry, Santa’s coming soon!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Avery. Avery who? Avery merry Christmas to you!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Howard! Howard who? Howard you like to stand out in the cold while somebody keeps asking “Who’s there?”
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Noah. Noah who? Noah nother good Christmas joke?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Donut. Donut who? Donut open this present until Christmas!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Sleigh. Sleigh who? You sleigh girrrrrl!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dewey. Dewey who? Dewey have to wait until morning to open gifts?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up and open your presents!
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tank! Tank who? Tank you for my Christmas present!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Luke. Luke who? Luke through the peephole, it’s carolers!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Holly. Holly who? Holly-days are here again!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Chris. Chris who? Christmas!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Mary. Mary who? Mary Christmas to you!
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Will. Will who? Will you help me decorate the tree?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Snow. Snow who? Snow time to waste, Christmas is coming!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Santa. Santa who? Santa Christmas card to you. Did you get it?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Chris. Chris who? Christmas tree, I’m decorated and ready!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Donut. Donut who? Donut forget to hang your stockings!
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Justin. Justin who? Justin time to decorate the tree!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ginger. Ginger who? Gingerbread man running away!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Pudding. Pudding who? Pudding all the presents under the tree!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Abel. Abel who? Abel-ly full of Christmas dinner!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Anita. Anita who? Anita little more eggnog to get through wrapping these gifts!
