50 Christmas Knock Knock Jokes for a Merry Laugh
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like to stand out in the cold while somebody keeps asking “Who’s there?”
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names…
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Anna.
Anna who?
Anna partridge in a pear tree.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Yule.
Yule who?
Yule find out when you open the door!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and open your presents!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Holly.
Holly who?
Holly up already and Elf me wrap this present!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Sleigh.
Sleigh who?
You sleigh girrrrrl!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
Tank you for my Christmas present!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow time to waste, Christmas is coming!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Santa.
Santa who?
Santa Christmas present to you! Make sure to look for it!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Freeze.
Freeze who?
Freeze a jolly good fellow!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Kris.
Kris who?
Kris-mas cookies are the best!
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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ginger.
Ginger who?
Gingerbread man running away!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Donut.
Donut who?
Donut forget to hang your stockings!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Star.
Star who?
Star getting ready for bed! Santa will be here soon!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to wait until morning to open gifts?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Baa.
Baa who?
Baa Humbug!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Tree.
Tree who?
Tree wise men came on Christmas night.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Yule.
Yule who?
Yule be sorry if you don’t Holly up and Elf me wrap this present!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Claus.
Claus who?
Claus I can’t wait any longer!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah nother good Christmas joke?
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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Scrooge.
Scrooge who?
Scrooge to you! Let’s keep it festive!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Avery.
Avery who?
Avery merry Christmas to you!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Icy.
Icy who?
Icy you in there! Open the door!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Pudding.
Pudding who?
Pudding all the presents under the tree!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
Doughnut open until Christmas!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Juice.
Juice who?
Juice wish you a Merry Christmas!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Carol.
Carol who?
Carol-sing along, it’s Christmas time!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s freezing out here!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Fig.
Fig who?
Fig-get figgy pudding! Fruitcake is the worst Christmas dessert ever!
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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita little more eggnog to get through wrapping these gifts!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Murray.
Murray who?
Murray Christmas to all, and to all a good night.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Chris.
Chris who?
Christmas tree, I’m decorated and ready!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Will.
Will who?
Will you help me decorate the tree?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken I open my gifts now, please?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas to you!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the peephole, it’s carolers!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Abel.
Abel who?
Abel-ly full of Christmas dinner!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Pudding.
Pudding who?
Pudding all the presents under the tree!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Abel.
Abel who?
Abel-ly full of Christmas dinner!