50 Mario Jokes That'll Level Up Your Laughter
What happened to Mario’s cart when he parked illegally?
It got toad.
What kind of overalls do Mario and Luigi wear?
Denim denim denim.
What does Mario use to contact his dead relatives?
A Luigi board.
Why didn’t the Koopa text Mario back?
He couldn’t find his shell-phone!
Why didn’t Dry Bones cross the road?
Because he didn’t have the guts.
Why did Mario go to therapy?
Because he couldn’t get over his fear of Boo.
What did Mario say to Peach when they broke up?
It’s not-a you, it’s-a me, Mario!
What is Mario’s favorite musical?
Mamma Mia.
Why was Mario afraid of the internet?
Too many Trolls in the comments.
Why did Mario get a smartphone?
To download the latest app-a.
Why was Mario always calm?
Because he had lots of 1-UPs.
Why did Mario cross the road?
To get to the other pipe.
What’s Mario’s favorite dessert?
Peach cobbler.
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What’s Mario’s favorite type of music?
Pipe organ.
Why did Yoshi visit the volcano?
He wanted to have a blast!
Why did Toad apply to be a comedian?
Because he cracks up the Mushroom Kingdom!
What do you call it when Mario beats a level?
A pipe dream come true!
Why does Mario always get invited to parties?
Because he’s a fungi.
Why did Mario become a plumber?
Because he couldn’t pipe down.
What is Mario’s favorite brand of chocolate milk?
Yoo-hoo!
Why did Yoshi go to college?
To get a degree in Egg-onomics.
Why did Mario move to the country?
To eat a lot of Peaches!
Why did Luigi bring a ladder?
Just in case Peach is in a really tall castle.
What do you call Mario on strings?
A Mario-nette.
What fabric are Mario’s overalls made of?
Denim denim denim.
Why did Mario go to the White House?
Because someone wrongly told him that Trump was in Peach!
Why doesn’t Luigi like talking to Toads?
He thinks they’re a bit too cap-py!
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What did the Koopa wear on its head?
A Shellmet.
Why is Bowser so grumpy?
He’s got a shell of a temper!
Why did Wario get kicked out of the museum?
Because he couldn’t stop waah-ndering!
What do you call it when Mario, Luigi, and Bowser met up for the first time in 20 years?
A Wii-union.
Why did Mario wear a red hat?
Because he didn’t want to be spotted!
What’s Mario’s favorite type of pasta?
Pipe-rigatoni.
What’s Mario’s favorite exercise equipment?
The “Super Stepper” – great for leg day!
What do you call two Italian guys with a Japanese father?
Mario and Luigi.
Why did Princess Peach wake up next to Luigi?
They did the Nintendo Switch.
Why did Luigi go to the sale at the department store?
Because he heard there were free boos!
Why does Bowser avoid eating in Italian restaurants?
He’s worried about getting served Koopa soup!
What’s Wario’s favorite day of the week?
Waah-nesday!
What did Mario say after he defeated Bowser?
That was a shell of a fight!
Why does Mario sprinkle sugar on his pillow before he sleeps?
To have sweet dreams.
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