25 Best ‘What’s the Difference Between…’ Jokes
Funny “What’s The Difference Between” Jokes
What’s the difference between a talking politician and a pencil? The pencil has a point.
What’s the difference between an artist and a large pizza? A large pizza can feed a family of four.
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo? The lawyer charges more.
What’s the difference between a golfer and a skydiver? A golfer goes *whack* then says “Darn!” and a skydiver says “Darn!” and then goes *whack.*
What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish? You can tune a guitar but you can’t tuna fish.
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
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What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire!
What’s the difference between a cat and a comma? One has claws at the end of its paws, and the other has a pause at the end of its clause!
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? A teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” and a train says, “Chew, chew!”
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? The letter F.
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a liar? The pronunciation.
What’s the difference between a good idea and a bad idea? A few drinks.
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What’s the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.
What’s the difference between a jeweler and a jailer? One sells watches, and the other watches cells.
Clever “What’s The Difference Between” Jokes
What’s the difference between $5 roses and a $55 roses? February 14th.
What’s the difference between mitosis and escaping prison? Nothing. They both require splitting from cells.
What’s the difference between a wizard and a spelling bee? One conjures spells, and the other spells conjure.
What’s the difference between a bookkeeper and a librarian? One keeps the books, and the other keeps them in order.
What’s the difference between a comedian and a funny drug dealer? One cracks jokes, and the other jokes about crack.
What’s the difference between a baker and a banker? One rolls dough, and the other doles out.
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What’s the difference between a photographer and a forger? One makes negatives, and the other fakes positives.
What’s the difference between a unicorn and a carrot? One is a funny beast, and the other is a bunny’s feast.
What’s the difference between a chef and a chemist? One cooks up dishes, and the other dishes up reactions.
What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don’t know and I don’t care.
What’s the difference between a philosopher and an astronaut? One wonders about the universe, and the other wanders about it.
