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25 Best Disney Jokes for Kids


What’s Mickey Mouse’s favorite treat? Moussecake!

What’s Elsa’s favorite breakfast? Frosted Flakes.

What did the Genie say to Aladdin? “You’ve rubbed me the right way!”

What did Simba say to the hyenas? “You’re lion if you think you’re winning!”

What did Winnie the Pooh say when he got stuck? “Honey, I’m home!”

Why did Tigger look in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh!

What’s Mickey Mouse’s favorite cereal? Mice Krispies.

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball!

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What do you call a Disney movie about vegetables? Frozen Peas.

How does Mickey Mouse keep his house clean? With a little “mousekeeping.”

What did Peter Pan say to Captain Hook? “You need a hand?”

What’s Donald Duck’s favorite movie? Quack to the Future.

Why did Mickey Mouse become a space traveler? To visit Pluto!

What’s Dory’s favorite game? Hide and seek…but she always forgets she’s playing.

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Why did Simba’s father become a ghost? Because he was the “mane” spirit.

What did the Beast say when he saw Belle’s new dress? “It’s a Belle-issimo!”

What does Woody say when he takes attendance? “You’ve got a friend in me!”

Why did the Little Mermaid go to school? To improve her knowledge on “current” events.

Why did Elsa go to the doctor? She had a cold shoulder.

What did Dumbo say when he lost his feather? “I guess I’ll have to wing it!”

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Why did Snow White make a great judge? She was the fairest of them all!

Why did Moana sail across the ocean? She heard there was a “wave” of excitement.

Why did the Lion King go to the dentist? He had a “roaring” toothache.

Why did Olaf go to school? To become a “cool” student.

Why did Rapunzel go to the hair salon? She had some “tangled” issues.

What’s Elsa’s favorite subject in school? Snow-ometry.

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