20 Best Disney Jokes for Kids
What’s Elsa’s favorite cereal? Frosted Flakes.
Why did Tigger look in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh!
Why did Goofy stare at the label on the orange juice all day? Because it said “concentrate.”
What’s Mickey Mouse’s favorite cereal? Mice Krispies.
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball!
Why did Goofy wear two pairs of pants when he played golf? In case he got a hole in one.
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What is Tarzan’s favorite Christmas carol? Jungle Bells.
How does Mickey Mouse keep his house clean? With a little “mousekeeping.”
Why did Mickey Mouse become a space traveler? To visit Pluto!
What did Winnie the Pooh say when he got stuck? “Honey, I’m home!”
What is Donald Duck’s favorite snack? Cheese and quackers.
What’s Donald Duck’s favorite movie? Quack to the Future.
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go.
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What’s Dory’s favorite game? Hide and seek…but she always forgets she’s playing.
Why did Elsa go to the doctor? She had a cold shoulder.
Why did Snow White make a great judge? She was the fairest of them all!
What does Lightning McQueen eat for dinner? Fast food!
Why did the Lion King go to the dentist? He had a roaring toothache.
Why did Olaf go to school? To become a “cool” student.
