50 Disney Jokes for Kids That Are Cute & Funny!
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer?
Because she kept running away from the ball!
Why shouldn’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she’ll let it go!
Why did Tigger look in the toilet?
He was looking for Pooh!
Why did Mickey Mouse become an astronaut?
To visit Pluto!
What did the 101 Dalmatians say after dinner?
“That hit the spot.”
What’s Mickey Mouse’s favorite cereal?
Mice Krispies.
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands.
Who’s the funniest Disney princess?
RaPUNzel.
Why did Goofy wear two pairs of pants when he played golf?
In case he got a hole in one!
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse’s wife drive?
A Minnie-van.
What’s Elsa’s favorite cereal?
Frosted Flakes.
Why did Captain Hook go to the second-hand store?
To get a new hook.
Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
To find Pluto.
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What does Daisy Duck say when she buys lipstick?
“Put it on my bill.”
What did Winnie the Pooh say when he got stuck?
“Honey, I’m home!”
Why was Buzz Lightyear good at math?
He could count to infinity and beyond!
What did Woody say to the pencil?
“Draw, pardner!”
What’s Mickey Mouse’s favorite sport?
Mini golf!
What’s Donald Duck’s favorite snack?
Cheese and quackers.
Why was Olaf so upset?
Because he had a meltdown.
Why did Rapunzel go to the hair salon?
To let her hair down!
What does Ariel like on her toast?
Merma-lade.
Why doesn’t Scar trust anyone?
Because he’s a lion.
What kind of fairy doesn’t like to take a bath?
S-tinkerbell.
Why was Tinkerbell always flying?
She neverlands!
Why did Elsa’s credit card get rejected?
Her account was frozen.
What did Captain Hook say to Adele?
“Hello, it’s Smee!”
Why did the toy story characters go to the dentist?
To get their “buzz” checked.
Why did the croissants take the donuts to Disneyland?
They thought it would be fun for the hole family.
What’s Donald Duck’s favorite movie?
Quack to the Future.
Why did Mulan bring a ladder to battle?
To take the high ground!
What did Mickey Mouse say when he opened the fridge?
“Hey, Pluto, is this your home planet?”
Why did the Mad Hatter carry a teapot?
Because you never know when it’s time for tea!
Why did Snow White go to the apple store?
She needed a byte.
What did Ariel say when she met the prince?
“I’ve been dinglehopping to find you!”
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Why did the peaceful Disney villain switch to grapes?
They were tired of being sour!
What do you call a fish that wears a crown?
King Triton.
Why is Gaston the smartest Disney villain?
He won the No-Belle Prize.
Why was Cinderella bad at baseball?
Because she had a pumpkin for a coach.
What’s Dory’s favorite game?
Hide and seek…but she always forgets she’s playing.
What does Lightning McQueen eat for dinner?
Fast food!
What does Mickey Mouse say to Minnie Mouse when he’s listening?
“I’m all ears.”
What’s a bee’s favorite Disney character?
Buzz Lightyear.
What kind of car does Luke Skywalker drive?
A Toy-Yoda.
Why did Goofy become an astronaut?
He wanted to visit Pluto!
What’s Tarzan’s favorite Christmas song?
“Jungle Bells!”
Why did Goofy take a ladder to the bar?
He heard the drinks were on the house!
Why did Rapunzel become a librarian?
She always got tangled in a good book.
Why did Woody give Bullseye cough syrup?
Because he was a little horse!
Why did Elsa go to the doctor?
She had a cold shoulder.