30 Best Shark Jokes

· Why don’t sharks eat clownfish?
Because they taste funny!

· How did the hammerhead do on his test?
He nailed it.

· What does a shark say when something amazing happens?
JAWESOME!

· What do sharks order at McDonald’s?
A quarter flounder with cheese!

· Why did the shark go to the doctor?
It had a fin-fection!

· What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman?
Frostbite!

· Why do sharks live in saltwater?
Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

· Why don’t sharks like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!

· What’s a shark’s favorite movie?
Jawshank Redemption.

· Why did the shark break up with its girlfriend?
She had too many fishy excuses!

· What’s a shark’s favorite sandwich?
Peanut butter and jellyfish!

· What do you call a shark that’s always singing?
A tuneful shark.

· Why did the shark cross the reef?
To get to the other tide!

· Why don’t sharks play cards?
Because they’re afraid of the suits.

· What do sharks use to find things online?
They surf the fin-ternet.

· What do you call a shark that works in construction?
A hammerhead.

· Why did the shark bring a pencil to class?
He wanted to draw blood.

· What do you call a shark with no friends?
A loan shark.

· What’s a shark’s favorite hobby?
Anything he can sink his teeth into.

· Why was the shark always in a good mood?
He had a great sense of “fin” humor.

· What’s a shark’s favorite science fiction TV show?
Shark Trek.

· Why don’t sharks eat lawyers?
Professional courtesy.

· What’s a shark’s favorite meal?
Fish and ships.

· Why was the shark arrested?
He was involved in some fishy business.

· What do you call a shark that plays poker?
A card shark.

· What’s a shark’s favorite candy?
Jawbreakers.

· What do you call rubber bumpers on yachts?
Shark absorbers.

· What does a shark and a computer have in common?
They both have megabites.

· Why do sharks like bad movies?
Because they enjoy watching them tank.

· What do sharks eat for dessert?
Octo-pie.

· What’s a shark’s favorite breakfast?
A jellyfish-filled donut.

· Why was the shark always calm?
He knew how to go with the flow.

· What do sharks serve at parties?
A sharkcuterie.

· How does a shark greet a fish?
Pleased to eat you.

· Why did the shark go to Hollywood?
He wanted to be a starfish.

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