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40 Best Frog Jokes

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What’s a frog’s favorite soda? Croak-a-Cola.

What do frogs wear on their feet? Open-toad shoes.

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops.

Why did the frog make so many mistakes? It kept jumping to conclusions.

Why was the frog’s birthday on February 29? It was born on a leap year.

Why did the frog take the bus to work? His car got toad.

Why are frogs so happy? They eat whatever bugs them.

What do frogs do with paper? Rip-it!

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Why did the frog call his insurance company? He had a jump in his car.

What do you get when you cross a frog and a pig? A lifetime ban from the Muppet Show.

What do stylish frogs wear? Jumpsuits.

What did the frog order at the restaurant? French flies and a diet croak.

Why did the frog join the band? Because he could play the drums like a ribbit.

Why did the tadpole feel lonely? Because he was newt to the area.

What do you call a frog with no hind legs? Unhoppy.

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Why did the frog take a leap of faith? To get to the other lily pad.

What do you call a frog hanging from the ceiling? Mistletoad.

Why was the frog so good at basketball? He always made jump shots.

Why did the frog cross the road? To show the chicken it could be done.

How does a frog feel when it has a broken leg? Unhoppy.

What do you call a frog with no legs? A tadpole.

Why did the frog go to the hospital? To get a hopperation.

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What do you call a frog that’s illegally parked? Toad.

What do you call a frog that’s good at math? An addphibian.

Why did the frog write a book? To write a ribbiting story.

What do you call a frog with a PhD? A frog with a frogtorate.

Why did the frog become a lawyer? To hop on the legal pad.

Why did the frog become a painter? To draw lily pads.

What’s a frog’s favorite type of music? Hip-hop.

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Why did the frog go to the library? To jump into a good book.

Why did the frog go to the gym? To work on its long jump.

What’s a frog’s favorite outdoor activity? Fly fishing.

What do you call a frog that’s a magician? Hopper Houdini.

What do you call a frog that’s a knight? Sir Hops-a-lot.

What do you call a frog that’s a teacher? Professor Ribbit.

Why are frogs so good at jumping? Because they don’t skip leg day.

Why did the frog become a nurse? To help at the hops-pital.

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What’s a frog’s favorite sport? Jump rope.

Why did the frog become a chef? To cook up some fly recipes.

Why did the frog go to the carnival? To hop on the rides.

What do you call a frog that’s a doctor? A hop-atologist.

What’s a frog’s favorite movie? The Frog Prince.

What do you call a frog that’s a spy? Agent Double-O Croak.

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