20 Best Frog Jokes
What’s a frog’s favorite soda? Croak-a-Cola.
Why was the frog’s birthday on February 29? It was born on a leap year.
What do you get when you cross a frog and a pig? A lifetime ban from the Muppet Show.
What do frogs wear on their feet? Open-toad shoes.
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops.
Why did the frog make so many mistakes? It kept jumping to conclusions.
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Why did the frog take the bus to work? His car got toad.
Why are frogs so happy? They eat whatever bugs them.
What’s a frog’s favorite outfit? A jumpsuit.
What did the frog order at the restaurant? French flies and a diet croak.
What do you call a frog with no hind legs? Unhoppy.
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What do you call a frog hanging from the ceiling? Mistletoad.
What do you call a frog that’s good at math? An addphibian.
Why did the frog go to the gym? To work on its long jump.
Why did the frog become a nurse? To help at the hops-pital.
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What’s a frog’s favorite sport? Jump rope.
What’s a frog’s favorite movie? The Frog Prince.
What’s a frog’s favorite type of music? Hip-hop.
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