50 Frog Jokes That'll Have You Croaking with Laughter
Why do frogs have such great bank accounts?
They’re good at saving up for a rainy day.
Why did the frog take the bus to work?
His car got toad.
Why are frogs so happy?
They eat whatever bugs them.
What do you call a frog hanging from the ceiling?
Mistletoad.
Why did the frog go to the pawnshop?
He needed to get ribbit of some old croakery!
What do you call a frog’s favorite soft drink?
Croak-a-Cola.
Why did the frog make so many mistakes?
It kept jumping to conclusions.
What do you get when you cross a frog and a pig?
A lifetime ban from the Muppet Show.
Why did the frog bring a suitcase to the pond?
He was going on a toad trip.
What do stylish frogs wear?
Jumpsuits.
Why did the frog go to the doctor?
He needed a hopperation.
What do frogs say when they agree?
Toad-ally.
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Where do frogs deposit their money?
In a river bank.
What do you call a frog who has no legs?
Unhoppy.
What’s a frog’s favorite candy?
Lollihops.
What do frogs eat with burgers?
French flies.
Why was the frog so good at basketball?
He had great hops.
What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
Open-toad sandals.
Why did the frog go to the gym?
To work on its long jump.
What do you get when you cross a frog with a snake?
A jump rope.
What do you call a frog with no hind legs?
Unhoppy.
What’s a frog’s favorite sport?
Jump rope.
What do frogs order at a restaurant?
French flies and a diet croak.
Why did the frog become a nurse?
To help at the hops-pital.
What’s a frog’s favorite type of music?
Hip-hop.
What’s a frog’s favorite movie?
The Frog Prince.
Why did the frog start a band?
Because it already had its own ribbit section!
What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
Open toad sandals.
What do you call a frog that’s good at math?
An addphibian.
Why couldn’t the frog tell the truth?
It’s an am-FIB-ian.
Why was the frog’s birthday on February 29?
It was born on a leap year.
Why did the frog bring a ladder to the pond?
To reach the highest lily pad!
What kind of music do frogs listen to?
Hip-hop.
Why did the frog read Sherlock Holmes?
He liked a good croak and dagger story.
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Why did the frog go to the bank with a gun?
It wanted to rob-bit.
What’s a frog’s favorite flower?
Croak-us.
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Because he was newt to the area.
What do you call a woman with a frog on her head?
Lily.
What’s green and loud?
A frog-horn.
What do you get when you cross a frog and a dog?
A croaker spaniel.
What do frogs do with potatoes?
They make tater toads.
Where do frogs start their races?
From the tadpole position.
What do you call a talking frog?
A quantum leap.
What did the frog say after getting a job?
Thanks for the hop-portunity.
What do frogs drink on a cold day?
Hot croak-olate.
What’s a frog’s favorite dessert?
Hop-sicles.
Why did the frog bring a calculator to the party?
He wanted to be a math amphibian!
What do frogs play at recess?
Leapfrog.
Why did the frog go to jail?
It committed frog.
What’s a frog’s favorite time of year?
Leap year.
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