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20 Best Frog Jokes


What’s a frog’s favorite soda? Croak-a-Cola.

Why was the frog’s birthday on February 29? It was born on a leap year.

What do you get when you cross a frog and a pig? A lifetime ban from the Muppet Show.

What do frogs wear on their feet? Open-toad shoes.

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops.

Why did the frog make so many mistakes? It kept jumping to conclusions.

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Why did the frog take the bus to work? His car got toad.

Why are frogs so happy? They eat whatever bugs them.

What’s a frog’s favorite outfit? A jumpsuit.

What did the frog order at the restaurant? French flies and a diet croak.

What do you call a frog with no hind legs? Unhoppy.

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What do you call a frog hanging from the ceiling? Mistletoad.

What do you call a frog that’s good at math? An addphibian.

Why did the frog go to the gym? To work on its long jump.

Why did the frog become a nurse? To help at the hops-pital.

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What’s a frog’s favorite sport? Jump rope.

What’s a frog’s favorite movie? The Frog Prince.

What’s a frog’s favorite type of music? Hip-hop.

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