30 Best Instagram Pick Up Lines in 2024

Smooth Instagram Pick Up Lines

“If you were a hashtag, you’d be trending every day.”

“You must be a golf scorecard, because you’ve got all the right numbers – except mine.”

“Scientists recently discovered a rare element called beautium, and it looks like you’re made of it.”

“You must have been born on the moon because your body is out of this world.”

“If you were a landscape, you’d be a view with no end — breathtakingly infinite.”

“Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling into your DMs.”

“Are you a camel? Because I’m getting thirsty just looking at you.”

“I’m not an astronomer but I can see Uranus.”

“If you were a burger at McDonald’s, you’d be the McGorgeous.”

“If you were a Pokemon, I’d like to Pikachu naked.”

“Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I hurt myself falling for that ass.”

“You’re like a baseball team – you’ve got all the positions I love.”

“Are you an ice cream cone? Because I want to lick you all over.”

“Are you a haunted house? Because I’d scream every time I’m inside you.”

“If I were a zombie, I’d want to eat more than just your brain.”

“Are you a baseball? Because hitting on you feels right.”

“Seeing your smile, even cloudy days feel bright with sunshine.”

“Are you an exothermic reaction? Because you’re spreading your hotness everywhere.”

“Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for, except my dignity.”

“Do you play football? Because you’ve got a tight end.”

“Are you a baker? Because your buns look tasty and you have everything I knead.”

“You’re like my dream coffee order: tall, sweet, and with a little smile on top.”

“If you were a dinosaur, you’d be a Gorgeousaurus.”

“Are you Whole Foods? Because I’d drain my wallet to be with you.”

“I hope you know a good lawyer, because you’re guilty … of taking my breath away.”