25 Best Construction Jokes
What’s a construction worker’s least favorite season? Fall.
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof.
Why don’t construction workers ever need to go to the bar? Because they get hammered at work.
Why do construction workers make good comedians? They always nail the punchline.
What’s a construction worker’s favorite music? Heavy metal.
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What did the construction worker say to the new hire? “Working with you is a lot like working by myself… only harder.”
Why don’t construction workers mind criticism at work? Because it’s all constructive criticism.
How do construction workers get to work on time? By any beams necessary.
What do you call a construction worker without a toolbox? Unemployed.
What’s an experienced construction worker’s mantra? “I’m here for the income, not the outcome.”
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What’s a construction worker’s favorite type of bird? The crane.
How does a construction worker win a debate? By providing the most concrete evidence.
Why did the construction worker go to therapy? To build a better foundation.
Why did the construction worker bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house.
Why did the construction worker refuse a promotion? He didn’t want more stories to tell.
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Why did the construction worker always carry a ladder? He wanted to get high on the job.
Why did the construction worker break up with the elevator? He couldn’t fix her ups and downs.
How do construction workers explain things? In concrete terms.
What’s a construction worker’s favorite vegetable? Beam sprouts.
What’s a construction worker’s favorite type of movie? Suspense, with lots of scaffolding.
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What’s a construction worker’s favorite store? Build-a-Bear.
What do you call a construction worker who can’t build? A demolition expert.
How do construction workers keep secrets? They bury them.
Why did the construction worker wear glasses? To improve his site.
What’s a construction worker’s favorite board game? Risk.
