50 Pokemon Jokes That'll Make You Laugh Your Ash Off
Why did Pikachu get a job?
To help pay the electric bill!
What’s a Pokémon’s favorite type of gum?
Pikachew!
Why don’t you ever play cards with Pokémon?
Because they might just Pikachu-r hand!
What’s a Pokémon trainer’s favorite pick-up line?
“Can I Squirtle on your Jiggleypuffs?”
Why was the trainer shocked when his Pokémon evolved?
It was Onix-pected!
Why don’t you want to shower with a Pokémon?
Because it might Pikachu naked!
Why was the Meowth scared of the tree?
Because of its bark!
Why did the Wailmer cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide!
What do you call a Pikachu in a detective hat?
Sherlock Ohms!
Why was Bulbasaur so good at gardening?
It had a green thumb!
What do you call a low-fat Pokémon?
Butterfree!
Why was Hypno so energetic?
He wasn’t Drowzee anymore.
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What’s a Pokémon’s favorite TV show?
Game of Throhs!
Why did the Pokémon trainer bring an umbrella?
To avoid the reign of Onix!
What did the Pokémon say before teleporting?
Abra-cadabra!
Why was the Pokémon trainer good at baseball?
He always caught ’em all!
What do you call a Pokémon that wants to be a police officer?
Magic-cop!
Why was the water-type Pokémon so artistic?
It had a “wave” of creativity!
What do you call a Pokémon that’s a little weird?
Oddish.
What do Pokémon do during a storm?
Find Shellder.
What’s a Pokémon’s favorite day of the week?
Mewtwo-sday!
Why did the Pokémon go to the hospital?
It had a Seizure!
What do you call a religious Pokémon?
Praymander!
What’s a Pokémon’s favorite type of government?
A Dittocracy!
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What did the Pokémon trainer say at the concert?
Brock on!
What’s a Pokémon’s favorite type of story?
A tail whip!
What do you call an artistic Pokémon?
A Picassaur!
Why did the Squirtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station!
What’s a Pokémon’s favorite kind of party?
A Poké Ball!
What do you call a Pokémon that’s a soldier?
A Wartortle!
What did Ash say to Serena?
I choose you.
What do you call Meowth’s reflection?
A copycat.
What’s a Pokémon’s favorite kind of math?
Add-ino!
What do you call a Pokémon that can’t make up its mind?
An Indecisaur!
What do you call a dancing Pokémon?
A Jigglypuff!
What do you call a scout that likes to chew gum while climbing Pikes Peak?
A Peak-A-Chewer!
Why did the Metagross spit out the clown?
Because he tasted funny.
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What did the judge say when a Skunktank came into the court?
Odor in the court!
Why didn’t the Pokémon trainer burn while riding Ponyta?
He’s already Ash.
Why do Kabuto and Kabutops never share?
They’re shellfish.
What’s a Pokémon’s favorite type of science?
Chemistreecko!
What do you call a Pokémon that’s a janitor?
A Grimer!
What do you call a green Pikachu?
A Pickle-chu!
Why did the fire-type Pokémon bring a fan to the battle?
To stay “cool” under pressure!
What’s a Pokémon’s favorite book?
The Great Gastly!
What pizza does Lillipup like to order?
Pupperoni pizza.
What’s a Pokémon’s favorite musical instrument?
The Poke-flute!
Which Pokémon do soccer players like the most?
GOALduck.
What’s a Pikachu’s favorite music genre?
The Pika-blues.
What’s a Pokémon’s favorite kind of bread?
A Buneary loaf!
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