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50 Best Pokemon Jokes

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Why did the Wailmer cross the ocean? To get to the other tide!

Why did the Squirtle go to the party? It wanted to shell-abrate!

Why was Hypno so energetic? He wasn’t Drowzee anymore.

Why did the Mewtwo go to school? To improve its Psykick skills!

Why was the Pokémon trainer good at baseball? He always caught ’em all!

What’s a Pokémon’s favorite TV show? Game of Throhs!

What’s a Pokémon trainer’s favorite pick up line? “Can I Squirtle on your Jiggleypuffs?”

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Why don’t you want to shower with a Pokémon? Because it might Pikachu naked!

What did one Geodude say to the other Geodude? Let’s rock!

Why was the Meowth afraid of the tree? Because of its bark!

What do you call a Pikachu in a detective hat? Sherlock Ohms!

What do you call a low-fat Pokémon? Butterfree!

What did the judge say when a Skunktank came into the court? Odor in the court!

What do you call an artistic Pokémon? A Picassaur!

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What’s a Pokémon’s favorite place to go in France? Paras!

What do you get when you cross a Jigglypuff and a Haunter? A ghastly lullaby!

What’s a Pokémon’s favorite movie? The Fast and the Furret-ious!

What do you call a Pokémon who’s a dinosaur? Bulbasaur-us Rex!

What’s a Pokémon’s favorite musical instrument? The Poke-flute!

Why did the Squirtle cross the road? To get to the Shell station!

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What do you call a dancing Pokémon? A Jigglypuff!

What’s a Pokémon’s favorite food? Pikachew!

Why was the trainer happy when his Pokémon evolved? It was Onix-pected!

What’s a Pokémon’s favorite play? Hamle-kingdra!

Why did the Pokémon go to the hospital? It had a Seizure!

What do you call a ghost Pokémon that’s lost? A where-able!

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What’s a Pokémon’s favorite type of government? A Dittocracy!

Why did the Pokémon trainer bring an umbrella? To avoid the reign of Onix!

What do you call a religious Pokémon? Praymander!

Why did the Pokémon trainer become a chef? He wanted to learn how to cook ’em all!

What do you call a Pokémon that can’t make up its mind? An Indecisaur!

What’s a Pokémon’s favorite book? The Great Gastly!

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What do you call a Pokémon who’s a lawyer? Legal-eon!

What’s a Pokémon’s favorite day of the week? Mewtwo-sday!

Why did the Pokémon trainer go to the library? To check out a book on Raichu!

What’s a Pokémon’s favorite drink at Starbucks? A Venti Vaporeon!

What’s a Pokémon’s favorite kind of story? A tail whip!

What’s a Pokémon’s favorite kind of math? Add-ino!

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Why did the Pokémon trainer go to the museum? To see the ancient Mew!

What’s a Pokémon’s favorite type of sandwich? A Blastoise and cheese!

Why did the Pokémon trainer go to the bakery? To get some Poképuffs!

What’s a Pokémon’s favorite type of science? Chemistreecko!

What’s a Pokémon’s favorite kind of party? A Poké Ball!

What’s a Pokémon’s favorite type of cake? A Mudkip cake!

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What do you call a Pokémon that’s a soldier? A Wartortle!

What’s a Pokémon’s favorite kind of drink? A Squirtle soda!

What’s a Pokémon’s favorite kind of weather? Thunder-shock!

What do you call a Pokémon that’s a chef? A Simisear!

What’s a Pokémon’s favorite kind of soup? A Stew-dicolo!

What do you call a Pokémon that’s a janitor? A Grimer!

What’s a Pokémon’s favorite kind of bread? A Buneary loaf!

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