50 Best Pokemon Jokes
What’s a Pokémon trainer’s favorite pick up line? “Can I Squirtle on your Jiggleypuffs?”
Why was the trainer shocked when his Pokémon evolved? It was Onix-pected!
What’s a Pokémon’s favorite type of gum? Pikachew!
Why was Hypno so energetic? He wasn’t Drowzee anymore.
What’s a Pokémon’s favorite TV show? Game of Throhs!
What do you call a Pikachu in a detective hat? Sherlock Ohms!
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What do you call a low-fat Pokémon? Butterfree!
What did the judge say when a Skunktank came into the court? Odor in the court!
What’s a Pokémon’s favorite place to go in France? Paras!
Why did the Wailmer cross the ocean? To get to the other tide!
Why did the Mewtwo go to school? To improve its Psykick skills!
Why don’t you want to shower with a Pokémon? Because it might Pikachu naked!
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Why was the Meowth afraid of the tree? Because of its bark!
Why was the Pokémon trainer good at baseball? He always caught ’em all!
What do you call an artistic Pokémon? A Picassaur!
What’s a Pokémon’s favorite musical instrument? The Poke-flute!
Why did the Squirtle cross the road? To get to the Shell station!
What do you call a dancing Pokémon? A Jigglypuff!
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Why did the Pokémon go to the hospital? It had a Seizure!
What’s a Pokémon’s favorite type of government? A Dittocracy!
Why did the Pokémon trainer bring an umbrella? To avoid the reign of Onix!
What do you call a religious Pokémon? Praymander!
What do you call a Pokémon that can’t make up its mind? An Indecisaur!
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What’s a Pokémon’s favorite book? The Great Gastly!
What’s a Pokémon’s favorite day of the week? Mewtwo-sday!
What’s a Pokémon’s favorite kind of story? A tail whip!
What’s a Pokémon’s favorite kind of math? Add-ino!
Why did the Pokémon trainer go to the museum? To see the ancient Mew!
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What’s a Pokémon’s favorite type of sandwich? A Blastoise and cheese!
Why did the Pokémon trainer go to the bakery? To get some Poképuffs!
What’s a Pokémon’s favorite type of science? Chemistreecko!
What’s a Pokémon’s favorite kind of party? A Poké Ball!
What’s a Pokémon’s favorite type of cake? A Mudkip cake!
What do you call a Pokémon that’s a soldier? A Wartortle!
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What’s a Pokémon’s favorite kind of weather? Thunder-shock!
What do you call a Pokémon that’s a chef? A Simisear!
What’s a Pokémon’s favorite kind of soup? A Stew-dicolo!
What do you call a Pokémon that’s a janitor? A Grimer!
What’s a Pokémon’s favorite kind of bread? A Buneary loaf!
