31 Funniest May Jokes
How do you know May is happy?
It has a spring in its step.
What’s May’s favorite type of music?
Heavy petal.
Why did May always win at chess?
Because it was two steps ahead.
Which month can never make up its mind?
MAYbe.
Why is May good at basketball?
It always springs into action.
What’s May’s favorite type of investment?
Seed funds.
How does May keep its garden neat?
With a lot of thyme and effort.
Why did May start a therapy group?
To help flowers deal with their budding issues.
What did October say to May?
“Pumpkins beat petunias any day.”
What did March say to May?
“You might bring May flowers, but I bring spring break.”
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What do you call a bee born in May?
A maybee!
Why did May get fired from the calendar factory?
It took a day off!
Why did May refuse to play cards with April?
It was tired of dealing with April’s showers.
What did January say to May?
“I bring snow, you bring flowers. Guess who wins?”
Why did May visit the optometrist?
It wanted to see the flowers better.
Why did the gardener bring a ladder to the May flower show?
Because they wanted to see the high-jump blooms!
What’s May’s favorite breakfast?
Oats with a drizzle of morning dew.
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Why is May never envious?
Because it’s always green.
What’s May’s favorite type of tea?
Blooming tea.
How does May write its emails?
With lots of flowery language.
Why did May see a therapist?
To talk about its growing sense of bloom.
What did March say to May?
“Keep your blossoms; I’ll keep my madness.”
What did December say to May?
“Ever seen a Christmas tree bloom? Didn’t think so.”
What’s May’s favorite generation?
Bloomers.
What did October say to May?
“Your flowers are nothing compared to my foliage.”
What did December say to May?
“Snow is magical, rain is just… wet.”
Why does May love clocks?
Because it enjoys watching time spring forward.