The Match Lab

30 Best Owl Jokes


What do you call an owl dressed in armor? A knight owl.

Why don’t owls study for tests? They prefer to wing it.

What’s an owl’s favorite drink? Hoot beer.

What do you call a baby owl swimming? A moist owlet.

What’s an owl’s favorite subject at school? Owlgebra.

What do you call a magical owl? Whoo-dini.

Read: 200 Best Owl Names

Why did the owl go to therapy? He needed to get things off his chest.

What’s an owl’s favorite Beatles song? Owl You Need Is Love.

What’s an owl’s favorite band? The Who.

Why did the owl cross the road? To prove he wasn’t chicken.

What’s an owl’s favorite TV show? Hoot’s Line Is It Anyway?

Read: 40 Best Chicken Jokes

What do you call an owl with a PhD? Dr. Whoo.

Why did the owl go to the dentist? He had a hootache.

Why did the owl sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse.

What’s an owl’s favorite snack? Hoot dogs.

What do you call an owl who’s a magician? The Great Hootini.

Read: 30 Best Rizz Jokes

What do you call an owl with attitude? A scowl.

Why do owls make for terrible basketball players? They make too many fowl plays.

Why is an owl perfect to take to a bar? Because they make a great wingman.

Why are owls so good at improv? They’re used to making things up on the fly.

Read: 52 Dad Joke Pick Up Lines

Also read: 25 Best Monkey Jokes

Recent Posts