30 Best Owl Jokes

Why don’t owls study for tests?
They prefer to wing it.
What do you call an owl dressed in armor?
A knight owl.
Why do owls never flirt in the rain?
It’s too wet to woo!
What’s an owl’s favorite Beatles song?
“Owl You Need Is Love.”
What do you call an owl who’s a magician?
The Great Hootini.
What do you call an owl with attitude?
A scowl.
Why did the owl sit on the computer?
To keep an eye on the mouse.
Why did the owl go to the dentist?
He had a hootache.
What’s an owl’s favorite drink?
Hoot beer.
What’s an owl’s favorite band?
The Who.
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What do you call an owl with a PhD?
Dr. Whoo.
What’s an owl’s favorite subject at school?
Owlgebra.
What’s better than a talking owl?
A spelling bee.
Why did the owl say “Moooo”?
It was learning a new language.
What’s an owl’s favorite TV show?
Hoot’s Line Is It Anyway?
Why did the owl cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken.
What do you call a baby owl swimming?
A moist owlet.
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Why did the owl go to therapy?
He needed to get things off his chest.
What’s an owl’s favorite snack?
Hoot dogs.
What do you call an owl who’s been caught in the act?
A spotted owl.
What do you get when you cross an owl with an oyster?
Pearls of wisdom.
Why do owls make for terrible basketball players?
They make too many fowl plays.
Why do owls always get invited to parties?
They are a hoot!
Why is an owl perfect to take to a bar?
Because they make a great wingman.
Why are owls so good at improv?
They’re used to making things up on the fly.
What’s the most popular book in the owl library?
Horton Hears a Hoot.
What do you call an owl with a deep voice?
A growl.
Why did the owl invite its friends over?
Because it didn’t want to be owl by itself.
What do you get when you cross an owl with a skunk?
A bird that smells but doesn’t give a hoot.