20 Funniest Saturday Jokes

Who is Saturday’s favorite musician?
The Weeknd.

Why does Saturday feel so strong?
Because all 5 days before it were weakdays.

What’s Saturday’s favorite type of potato?
Couch potatoes.

What do you call a Saturday without any alarms?
A Saturday. That’s literally the point.

Why did the funeral happen on Saturday instead of Sunday?
It was a sadder day.

How does Saturday leave the week behind?
In a weekend getaway car.

What’s the difference between Saturday and a magician?
Saturdays can actually make your stress disappear.

Why was John Travolta in bed all day Sunday?
He had a Saturday night fever.

What did Friday say to Thursday?
“Come over on Saturday and stay for a Sundae.”

Why did Saturday thank Friday?
For the warm-up.

Why do Saturdays and Sundays get along so well?
They both hate Mondays.

What do you call a Saturday where you spend all day on the couch?
A Sat-all-day Saturday.

What’s every Saturday’s favorite dessert?
A sundae.

What’s the difference between Saturday and a museum?
Saturdays are history in the making.

What’s the difference between Saturday and Monday?
5 days or 2 days, depending on how you look at it.

On Saturdays, even the alarm clock sleeps in.

Why do I always feel great on Saturday and Sunday, and sick on all the other days?
Maybe I just have a weekend immune system.

What movie is perfect for when you’re staying in sick on Saturday?
Saturday Night Fever.

What’s the difference between Saturday and a hookup?
Saturdays always come when they say they will.

What’s the difference between Saturday and therapy?
Saturday is cheaper.

What’s the difference between Saturday and a yoga class?
Both relax you, but Saturday doesn’t make you stretch for it.

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