20 Funniest Saturday Jokes

Who is Saturday’s favorite musician? The Weeknd.

Why does Saturday feel so strong? Because all 5 days before it were weakdays.

What’s Saturday’s favorite type of potato? Couch potatoes.

What do you call a Saturday without any alarms? A Saturday. That’s literally the point.

Why did the funeral happen on Saturday instead of Sunday? It was a sadder day.

How does Saturday leave the week behind? In a weekend getaway car.

What’s the difference between Saturday and a magician? Saturdays can actually make your stress disappear.

What did Friday say to Thursday? “Come over on Saturday and stay for a Sundae.”

Why did Saturday thank Friday? For the warm-up.

Why do Saturdays and Sundays get along so well? They both hate Mondays.

What do you call a Saturday where you spend all day on the couch? A Sat-all-day Saturday.

What’s the difference between Saturday and a museum? Saturdays are history in the making.

What’s the difference between Saturday and Monday? 5 days or 2 days, depending on how you look at it.

On Saturdays, even the alarm clock sleeps in.

What movie is perfect for when you’re staying in sick on Saturday? Saturday Night Fever.

What’s the difference between Saturday and a hookup? Saturdays always comes when it says it will.

What’s the difference between Saturday and therapy? Saturday is cheaper.

What’s the difference between Saturday and a yoga class? Both relax you, but Saturday doesn’t make you stretch for it.

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