30 Funniest Jokes About June
Why is June just like a right angle?
Because it’s often 90 degrees.
Why did June go to art class?
To draw out the longest day of the year.
What’s June’s favorite Beatles song?
Here Comes the Sun.
What do you call an ocean tide in June?
A heatwave.
What did May say to June?
“I bring flowers, you just bring the sweat.”
Why is June the sponge of all months?
Because it’s best for soaking up the sun.
Why does June have more weekends than other months?
Because it has a lot of sun days.
What did August say to June?
“You think you’re hot? Wait till you meet me.”
What did June say to the popsicle?
“You melt my heart!”
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What’s June’s favorite type of music?
Summer hits.
Why did June go to the gym?
To get its wedding bod ready.
How many seconds are there in June?
One: June 2nd.
Where does June come before May?
In the dictionary.
What’s June’s favorite flower?
Sunflowers.
What’s June’s favorite day of the week?
Sun day.
What’s a basketball player’s favorite type of screen in June?
A sun screen.
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What did October say to June?
“I have Halloween, what do you have? Sweat?”
What did May say to June?
“I’m the pretty one, you’re just the hot one.”
June is when I switch from hot coffee to iced coffee and back to hot coffee in one day.
What did May say to June?
“You’re just my overly enthusiastic sibling.”
What did December say to June?
“I bring wonderlands, you just bring sweatbands.”
June is like a box of chocolates. You never know if you’ll get sunshine or a surprise thunderstorm.
What did December say to June?
“You offer daylight; I offer starlight and northern lights.”
The day after May 30th, someone told me it was June 1st. I think they May be wrong.