50 Pizza Jokes That Are Funny & Cheesy
What’s the difference between pizza and pizza jokes?
Pizza jokes can’t be topped.
Why did the pizza maker go broke?
He just couldn’t make enough dough.
What do you call a pizza with 3.14 slices?
Pizzπ.
Why don’t pizzas ever get lost?
Because they always find their way to the upper crust.
What’s the difference between a good pizza joke and a bad one?
The delivery.
What did one pizza say to the other on Valentine’s Day?
Olive you.
Why did the pizza go to therapy?
Because it had trust crust issues.
Why was the pizza so good at math?
Because it had pi in its genes.
What’s a pizza’s favorite movie?
Slice Age.
Why don’t pizzas break up?
Because they know there’s mushroom for improvement.
What do you call a fake pizza?
A pepperphony.
What’s a pizza’s favorite sport?
Crust country running.
What do you call a sleeping pizza?
A piZZZZa.
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Why did the pizza spend extra time in the oven?
It wanted to burn more calories.
What do you call a pizza that’s a great detective?
Sherlock Crust.
Why did the hipster burn his mouth?
He ate the pizza before it was cool.
What do you call someone who can’t decide what kind of pizza to get?
IndeSLICEsive.
Why did the tomato sauce turn red?
Because it saw the side salad dressing.
What do you call a pizza that’s a superhero?
Super Crust.
How does a pizza chef confess his love?
“You stole a pizza my heart.”
Why don’t pizzas like bad jokes?
Because they’re too cheesy.
What did the pizza say after seeing one fall to the floor?
Another one bites the crust.
Why did the pizza cross the road?
To deliver itself to the hungry person on the other side.
Why was the pizza always the life of the party?
It was so saucy.
What do you call a pizza that’s full of energy?
A pep-peroni pizza.
Why did the pizza get a job?
To make some dough.
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What did the pizza say to the side salad?
“Lettuce be friends.”
What did the pizza say to the delivery guy?
“You don’t pepper-own-me.”
Why did the pizza lose the race?
It couldn’t keep up with the fast food.
Why did the pizza want to become an astronaut?
It wanted to explore the outer crust.
What did the pizza have a crush on the oven?
It was too hot to handle.
Why did the pizza yell at the others?
To give them a pizza its mind.
What do you call a pizza that’s a master of disguise?
Incogni-dough.
What’s a carpenter’s favorite pizza topping?
Saw-sage.
Why did the pizza meditate?
To find inner-peace-a.
What do you call a short pizza maker with a cold?
Little Sneezers.
What do you call a pizza in a museum?
A pizza history.
Why did the pizza go to the beach?
It wanted to catch some rays.
What do you call a pizza in the Caribbean?
Jack Sbarro.
Why don’t pies do well in the ring?
Because you can easily box pizzas!
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What do mathematicians say after eating pizza?
That was sum meal!
What happened to the pizza that was sent into orbit?
It became pie in the sky!
Why did the pizza go to the orchestra?
It wanted to see the conduct-dough.
What’s the relationship between people buying pizza and people selling it?
They both want each other’s dough.
What do you call a pizza with a lot of fans?
A popularoni.
What’s a pizza’s favorite movie from the 1980s?
Pie Hard.
What did Mike Tyson say to the pizza?
“You wanna pizza me?”
What did the pizza say to the sick topping?
“Get well soon, we knead you!”
What do you call a pizza that’s a great player?
A gamer-za.
What does it say on pizza currency?
In pizza we crust.
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