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35 Best Pizza Jokes

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What’s a pizza’s favorite movie? Slice Age.

Why did the pizza maker go broke? He just couldn’t make enough dough.

What do you call a fake pizza? A pepperphony.

What do you call a sleeping pizza? A piZZZZa.

What’s a pizza’s favorite song? “Slice, Slice Baby” by Vanilla Ice.

What’s a pizza’s favorite sport? Crust country running.

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Why don’t pizzas like bad jokes? Because they’re too cheesy.

Why did the tomato sauce turn red? Because it saw the side salad dressing.

How does a pizza chef confess his live? “You stole a pizza my heart.”

Why are pizzas like stories? They always have a crusty beginning, a saucy middle, and a cheesy ending.

Why did the pizza cross the road? To deliver itself to the hungry person on the other side.

Why was the pizza so good at math? Because it had pi in it.

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What did the pizza say to the side salad? “Lettuce be friends.”

Why was the pizza so smart? It was a deep dish thinker.

What did the pizza say to the delivery guy? “You don’t pepper-own-me.”

Why did the pizza go to school? To get a little slice of education.

How does a pizza greet you? “Slice to meet you!”

Why was the pizza always the life of the party? It was so saucy.

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Why did the pizza stop playing cards? It kept getting a slice of bad luck.

What do you call a pizza with just peppers on it? A pepper-only pizza.

Why did the pizza get a job? To make some dough.

How do you make a pizza roll? Push it down a hill.

What did the pepperoni say to the cheese? “It’s nice to meat you!”

Why did the pizza lose the race? It couldn’t keep up with the fast food.

Why did the pizza get a ticket? It was caught speeding in a no-crust zone.

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What did the pizza have a crush on the oven? It was too hot to handle.

Why was the pizza so well-behaved? It always listened to its poppa-roni.

What do you call a pizza that tells jokes? A pun-eroni pizza.

Why did the pizza break up with the topping? It needed some space.

How does a pizza say goodbye? “Catch you on the flip crust.”

What do you call a pizza with a lot of layers? A deep-dish-covery.

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What do you call a pizza that’s full of energy? A pep-peroni pizza.

What did the pizza say to the chef who made it? “You’re the yeast of my worries.”

What do you call a pizza that’s a master of disguise? Incogni-dough.

Why did the pizza want to become an astronaut? It wanted to explore the outer crust.

What did the pizza say to the topping that was feeling under the weather? “Get well soon, we knead you!”

What did the pizza say to the topping that was feeling nervous? “Don’t worry, we’ll bake it through this together.”

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