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20 Best Squirrel Jokes


A squirrel once said, “You are what you eat.” Everyone thought he was nuts.

What’s a squirrel’s favorite streaming service? Nut-flix.

Why do squirrels swim on their back? To keep their nuts dry.

What type of school do squirrels go to? Elemen-tree school.

What’s a squirrel’s least favorite month? No Nut November.

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Why do squirrels succeed in finance? They’re natural branch managers.

Why are squirrels so good at reporting the news? They give it to you in a nutshell.

What’s a squirrel’s favorite ballet? The Nutcracker.

How do you make a squirrel laugh? Tell it a-corny joke.

What do you it when two squirrels get into a fight? A squarrel.

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Why was the squirrel’s new diet crazy? It was just nuts.

What do you call a squirrel in space? An astro-nut.

What do squirrels like even more than peanut butter? Nutella.

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut.

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Why did the squirrel get suspended from school? It got caught eating peanuts in a nut-free zone.

What’s a squirrel’s favorite spice? Nutmeg.

What’s a squirrel’s favorite horror movie? “The Nutmare on Elm Tree.”

What did the nut say to the funny squirrel? “You crack me up.”

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