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30 Best November Jokes


What’s the most pessimistic month of the year? NO-vember.

How many seconds are there in November? One: November 2nd.

Why are trees so carefree in November? Because every fall, they let loose.

What always comes at the end of November? The letter R.

Why do mathematicians love November? Because it’s time for pumpkin pi.

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Why did the pumpkin pie go to the dentist? It needed a filling.

What do you call a car in November? An autumnobile.

Where does November come after December? In the dictionary.

Why do squirrels hate November? Because it’s No Nut November.

What do you call Christmas decorations that go up in November? Behind schedule.

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Why did November break up with October? It needed space to cool off.

What’s November’s life advice? Always be leaf in yourself.

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving? Lucky.

What’s a pumpkin’s most dreaded fall-time horror movie? Inside Out.

What’s a fall tree’s favorite dating app? Timber!

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What do you call an angry turkey in November? A fowl mood.

Why do birds fly south in the November? Because it’s too far to walk.

What did the calendar year say to November? “My days really are numbered.”

Why was the computer so cold in November? It left its Windows open.

What kind of music do pilgrims like? Plymouth Rock.

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Why did the leaf go to the doctor after falling to the ground? It was feeling under the weather.

Why did the turkey join the band? It had the best drumsticks.

What’s a tree’s favorite drink in November? Root beer.

Why did the cranberry turn red? It saw the turkey dressing!

How does a leaf profess its love in November? “I’m falling for you!”

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What do you call a frozen turkey in November? Brrr-d.

How do turkeys communicate in November? With fowl language.

Why do turkeys always say “no” to dessert? Because they’re already stuffed.

What do you call it when it rains turkeys in November? Fowl weather.

What’s the best thing to put into pumpkin pie? Your teeth.

How do trees communicate with each other in autumn? Through leaflets.

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