30 Best November Jokes
What’s the most pessimistic month of the year?
NO-vember.
How many seconds are there in November?
One: November 2nd.
Why do mathematicians love November?
Because it’s time for pumpkin pi.
Why did the calendar apply for a job in November?
It wanted to work year-round.
What did one autumn leaf say to the other?
I’m falling for you!
What did the ghost say when it found out it was November?
It’s boo-tiful outside.
Why did November break up with October?
It needed space to cool off.
What’s a turkey’s favorite instrument?
The drumstick!
Why did the football team go to the bank in November?
To get their quarterback!
Why was the Thanksgiving book so good?
It had a juicy turkey plot twist in November!
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Lucky.
Why are trees so care-free in November?
Because every fall, they let loose.
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Why do squirrels hate November?
Because it’s No Nut November.
Why do birds fly south in November?
Because it’s quicker than walking.
What do you call a frozen turkey in November?
Brrr-d.
What do November grapes say to each other?
Soon, we’ll be wine-ing about the cold!
What did the turkey say to the computer?
Google, Google, Google!
What do you call a car in November?
An autumnobile.
What do you call a turkey that’s not polite?
Fowl-mannered!
What’s November’s life advice?
Always be leaf in yourself.
Why was the computer so cold in November?
It left its Windows open.
Why did the cranberry turn red?
It saw the turkey dressing!
What do you call Christmas decorations that go up in November?
Behind schedule.
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What’s a potato’s favorite game to play in November?
MASH.
Why did the pumpkin pie go to the dentist?
It needed a filling.
What’s a tree’s favorite drink in November?
Root beer.
What’s a pumpkin’s most dreaded fall-time horror movie?
Inside Out.
What’s a fall tree’s favorite dating app?
Timber!
What do you call an angry turkey in November?
A fowl mood.
How does a leaf profess its love in November?
I’m falling for you!
Why did the turkey join the band?
It had the best drumsticks.
Why did the leaf go to the doctor after falling to the ground?
It was feeling under the weather.
What’s the best thing to put into pumpkin pie?
Your teeth.
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How do turkeys communicate in November?
With fowl language.
What’s a turkey’s favorite type of music?
Rock and roll!
What do pilgrims learn in school?
Pilgrammar.
Why do turkeys always say “no” to dessert?
Because they’re already stuffed.
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Good-pie everyone!
How do trees communicate with each other in autumn?
Through leaflets.
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What do you get when you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
Pumpkin pi.
What kind of face do pilgrims make when they’re in pain?
Pil-grimace.
Why did November blush?
Because it saw the other months changing!
Which month is the best for boating?
Row-vember.
What did the Mayflower sailors say when they arrived?
They waved.
What’s a pencil’s favorite place to visit?
Pencilvania.
Why was the Granny Smith apple crying?
Its peelings were hurt.