25 Best Deer Jokes
What’s a deer’s least favorite type of bread? Sour doe.
What’s every deer’s favorite place to get coffee? Star-bucks.
Why did the deer need braces? He had buck teeth.
What do you call a deer with no eyes? Hmm… no eye-deer.
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no eye-deer.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no reproductive organs? Still no f***ing eye-deer.
What do you call a deer stuck in a twister? A torna-doe.
What did the deer say when he drained his bank account? “I’m out of doe.”
Why are deer burgers so cheap? They only cost one buck.
What do you call a deer who can write with both hooves? Bambi-dextrous.
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What do you get if you cross Bambi with a ghost? Bamboo.
Why do deer make great musicians? Because they have great horns.
What game do young deer like to play? Buck, buck, goose.
What do you call a deer who does yoga? Deer-vanasana.
How do you keep a deer from charging? Take away its credit cards.
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What do you call a deer in a thunderstorm? A raindeer.
What’s a deer’s favorite dessert? Doe-nuts.
What do deer use instead of “to do” lists? Buck-et lists.
Why do deer make for such terrible spies? Because they’re always spotted.
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What did the deer say to the other on Valentine’s Day? “You’re near and deer to my heart.”
Why did the deer refuse to play cards? It was afraid of dealing with a cheetah.
Why don’t deer like fast food? They can’t catch it.
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