45 Deer Jokes That'll Have You Buckling with Laughter
hat do you call a deer with no eyes?
No-eye deer.
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no-eye deer.
What’s every deer’s favorite place to get coffee?
Star-bucks.
What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no reproductive organs?
Still no f***ing eye-deer.
What do you call a deer stuck in a twister?
A torna-doe.
Why did the deer cross the road?
It was the chicken’s day off.
Why did the deer go to the bank?
To check on its doe.
Why do deer make terrible spies?
Because they’re always spotted.
What’s a deer’s favorite type of music?
Buck and roll!
How do you keep a deer from charging?
Take away its credit cards.
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What did the deer say to his annoying friend?
Buck off!
What’s a deer’s least favorite type of bread?
Sour doe.
Why do deer make great musicians?
Because they have great horns.
Why did the deer need braces?
He had buck teeth.
What do you call a deer who can write with both hooves?
Bambi-dextrous.
What do you get if you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo.
Why did the deer say, “I’m out of doe”?
He drained his bank account.
What did the deer say on Valentine’s Day?
You’re near and deer to my heart.
What game do young deer like to play?
Buck, buck, goose.
Why are deer burgers so cheap?
They only cost one buck.
What’s a deer’s favorite breakfast food?
Pop-tarts!
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What’s a deer’s favorite dessert?
Doe-nuts.
Why don’t deer use computers?
They’re afraid of the mouse!
How do deer greet each other?
Buck you!
What’s a deer’s favorite sport?
Fawn-tain biking!
Why did the deer bring a ladder to the party?
He wanted to be head and shoulders above the rest!
What’s a deer’s favorite game?
Buck-gammon.
What do deer use instead of “to do” lists?
Buck-et lists.
Why did the deer bring an umbrella?
Because he heard it was going to buck-et down!
What do you call a deer in a thunderstorm?
A raindeer.
Why do deer make terrible comedians?
They always miss the mark!
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Why do deer never feel guilty?
They always pass the buck!
What’s a deer’s favorite TV show?
Deerdevil!
What’s a deer’s favorite type of phone?
An antler-iphone!
What’s a deer’s favorite type of investment?
Stagflation!
What do you call a deer that can sing?
Elvis Parsley!
Why did the deer go to the bakery?
He wanted some doe-nuts!
Why don’t deer like fast food?
They can’t catch it.
Why did the deer bring a bag of money to the party?
It wanted to raise some bucks!
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