50 Cookie Jokes That Are Deliciously Funny
What do you call a cookie with a high IQ?
A smart cookie.
Why was the cookie sad?
Because his mom was a wafer so long.
What type of cookie was made for the metric system?
The gram cracker.
What did the cookie say to her kids when dinner was ready?
“Crumb and get it!”
What do you call it when two cookies made at the same time fall in love?
A batch made in heaven.
What’s every cookie’s favorite Shakespeare play?
Oreo and Juliet.
Why was the computer full of cookies?
It had too many bytes.
How do you put an online bakery out of business?
Delete all of its cookies.
Why do cookies make terrible journalists?
They tend to sugar-coat everything.
What’s a cookie’s favorite rock band?
OREO Speedwagon.
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What did the gingerbread man put on his bed?
A sheet of parchment paper.
Why did the cookie transfer schools?
To get a batter education.
What does a cookie do when it gets angry?
It just snaps.
Why was the chocolate chip cookie so angry with the baker?
He had a chip on his shoulder.
What do you call a cookie that knows karate?
A fortune cookie.
Why don’t cookies make good detectives?
They always leave crumbs at the crime scene.
Why was the cookie so sophisticated?
He was made using refined sugar.
Why do cookies make terrible politicians?
Because they always crumble under pressure.
Why did the Oreo visit a dentist?
To get a filling replacement.
What’s a cookie’s favorite Beatles song?
Crumb Together.
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Why did the cookie go to the bank?
To check on its dough.
What do you call a cookie with a high pain tolerance?
One tough cookie.
How do cookies freshen their breath?
With mint chips.
Why did the cookie become a lawyer?
It believed in just desserts.
Why did the cookie go to therapy?
It felt crummy.
Why was the cookie feeling down?
It was feeling crumby.
What’s Chris Hemsworth’s favorite type of cookie?
Thoreos.
What kind of cookies do rich people like?
Fortune cookies.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a cookie?
Frost-bite.
Where do wealthy cookies stay when they travel?
The Ritz Carlton.
How does a train eat cookies?
Chew, chew!
When do cookies love a bad movie?
When it has a crumby ending.
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Why did the gingerbread man go to therapy?
He had serious commitment issues—he kept running away from relationships!
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling crummy.
What did the cookie say to the butter?
You make me melt!
Why don’t cookies go on vacation?
They can’t find a way to take a break without crumbling!
Why did the cookie go to the bakery?
It wanted to rise to the occasion!
What do you call a gingerbread man with a degree?
A smart cookie.
What do you call a cookie that’s a great explorer?
An adventurous wafer!
Why do basketball players love cookies?
Because they can dunk them.
What’s a pirate’s favorite cookie?
Ships Ahoy.
Why was the computer so slow?
It had too many cookies.
What did the cookie say to the rolling pin?
Don’t roll away, we knead each other!
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