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35 Best Cookie Jokes


What’s a cookie’s favorite Beatles song? Crumb Together.

Why did the Oreo visit a dentist? To get a filling replacement.

How do cookies freshen their breath? With mint chips.

What kind of cookies do rich people like? Fortune cookies.

What do you call an Oreo with a high IQ? A smart cookie.

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Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer so long.

What type of cookie was made for the metric system? The gram cracker.

Where do wealthy cookies stay when they travel? The Ritz Carlton.

Why did the cookie transfer schools? To get a batter education.

What’s a pirate’s favorite cookie? Ships Ahoy.

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Why was the cookie so sophisticated? He was made using refined sugar.

Why do cookies make terrible journalists? They tend to sugar-coat everything.

What did the gingerbread man put on his bed? A sheet of parchment paper.

What do you call a cookie with a high pain tolerance? One tough cookie.

What do you call it when two cookies made at the same time fall in love? A batch made in heaven.

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What’s Chris Hemsworth’s favorite type of cookie? Thoreos.

What’s every cookie’s favorite Shakespeare play? Oreo and Juliet.

Why don’t cookies make good detectives? They always leave crumbs at the crime scene.

Why did the cookie go to therapy? It felt crummy.

How does a train eat cookies? Chew, chew!

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When do cookies love a bad movie? When it has a crumby ending.

What does a cookie do when it gets angry? It just snaps.

How do you put an online bakery out of business? Delete all of its cookies.

What did the cookie say to her kids when dinner was ready? “Crumb and get it!”

Why was the computer full of cookies? It had too many bytes.

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Why are cookies such terrible politicians? Because they always crumble under pressure.

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a cookie? Frost-bite.

Why did the cookie go to the bank? To check on its dough.

What did the wise elder cookie say to the youth? “Life is what you bake of it.”

Why did the cookie become a lawyer? It believed in just desserts.

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