101 Best Dirty Yo Mama Jokes
Yo Mama is so hot…
Yo mama is so hot, she caused global warming all by herself.
Yo mama is so hot, I’d do her in the bottom of a landfill.
Yo mama is so hot, she can make a cactus thirsty for dat a$$.
Yo mama is so hot, she makes fire stop, drop, and roll.
Yo mama is so hot, kissing her makes chili peppers taste like bell peppers.
Yo mama is so hot, she makes the sun wear sunscreen.
Yo mama is so hot, she makes the mercury in thermometers rise.
Yo mama is so hot, she makes the sun look like an ice cube.
Yo mama is so hot, she makes jalapeños taste like ice cream.
Yo mama is so hot, she could make a candle blush.
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Yo mama is so hot, she makes the boil water just by holding the pot.
Yo mama is so hot, she makes the Great Wall of China sweat.
Yo mama is so hot, she turned a blizzard into a heatwave just by stepping outside.
Yo mama is so hot, she can make a flame freeze.
Yo Mama is so nasty…
Yo mama is so nasty, she makes onions cry.
Yo mama is so nasty, she makes skunks hold their breath.
Yo mama is so nasty, she makes the soap dirty when she showers.
Yo mama is so nasty, even her shadow holds its nose.
Yo mama is so nasty, she has to sneak up on bathwater.
Yo mama is so nasty, when she goes to the zoo, the monkeys throw bananas at her.
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Yo mama is so nasty, she uses a garbage bag as a shower cap.
Yo mama is so nasty, even bacteria won’t touch her.
Yo mama is so nasty, she made a cockroach vomit.
Yo mama is so nasty, she makes fish get out of the water when she dips in the ocean.
Yo mama is so nasty, her breath could knock out Mike Tyson.
Yo mama is so nasty, when she goes camping, the bears hide their food.
Yo Mama is so seductive…
Yo mama is so seductive, she could make a star wish upon her.
Yo mama is so seductive, she could make a statue come to life just to ask for her number.
Yo mama is so seductive, she makes the moon wish it could come closer.
Yo mama is so seductive, she could make a mirror fall in love with its reflection.
Yo mama is so seductive, she makes the stars wish they could wink at her.
Yo mama is so seductive, she makes the breeze whisper sweet nothings in her ear.
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Yo Mama is so dirty…
Yo mama is so dirty, she has her own biohazard sign.
Yo mama is so dirty, even bacteria refuse to live on her.
Yo mama is so dirty, she can grow potatoes in her armpits.
Yo mama is so dirty, she makes a landfill look like a garden.
Yo mama is so dirty, she makes skunks hold their noses.
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Yo mama is so dirty, her clothes are on the EPA’s most-wanted list.
Yo mama is so dirty, she can leave stains on stainless steel.
Yo mama is so dirty, she makes the Dead Sea look alive.
Yo mama is so dirty, she makes a junkyard look like a museum.
Yo mama is so dirty, she can make a tar pit look like a swimming pool.
Yo mama is so dirty, she makes a cesspool look like a fountain.
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Yo Mama is so attractive…
Yo mama is so attractive, she makes mirrors blush.
Yo mama is so attractive, she could make a compass point to her heart.
Yo mama is so attractive, she could make a statue wink.
Yo mama is so attractive, she could make a diamond sparkle more.
Yo mama is so attractive, sunsets stop to watch her.
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Yo mama is so attractive, she makes the Northern Lights look dim.
Yo mama is so attractive, she could make a mermaid want to walk on land.
Yo mama is so attractive, she could make a lion purr like a kitten.
Yo mama is so attractive, she makes the clouds part just to get a glimpse of her.
Yo mama is so attractive, she could make a butterfly forget how to fly.
Yo mama is so attractive, she could make a rainbow feel colorless.
Yo mama is so attractive, she makes the desert bloom.
Yo mama is so attractive, she could make a swan feel clumsy.
Yo mama is so attractive, she could make a cherry blossom blush.
Yo mama is so attractive, she could make a pearl look like a pebble.
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Some funny bonus jokes: Yo mama’s butt…
Yo mama’s butt is so sweet, it’s like she just sat in sugar.
Yo mama’s butt is so delicious, it earned itself three Michelin stars.
Yo mama’s butt is so fine, it’s got me considering a career in archaeology to dig up that treasure.
Yo mama’s butt is so inviting, it’s like a cozy fire on a cold night.
Yo mama’s buns are so hot, it’s like she just came from a bakery.
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