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50 Best Ocean Jokes


Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze!

What’s a fish’s favorite country? Finland!

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools!

How does the ocean say hello? It waves!

What’s the difference between a piano and a fish? You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish!

What did the fisherman say to the card magician? Pick a cod, any cod!

What do you call a fish that tells jokes? A clownfish!

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Why did the fish get kicked out of school? Because it was caught with seaweed!

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!

What do sea monsters eat for lunch? Fish and ships!

What’s the most musical part of a fish? The scales!

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite!

What do you call a fish that knows addition? An octoplus!

Why don’t fish like basketball? Because they’re afraid of the net!

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What do you call an underwater spy? A James Pond!

How do you communicate with a fish? Drop it a line!

What do you call a messy fish? A slobster!

What’s a fish’s favorite instrument? The bass guitar!

Why did the fish blush? Because it saw the ocean’s bottom!

What do you call a fish with a tie? Sofishticated!

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How do you make an octopus laugh? With ten-tickles!

Why did the crab never share? Because he was a little shellfish!

What do you call a fish who’s actually a plumber? A hammerhead shark!

What did the beach say to the wave? Long tide, no sea!

Why did the fish get bad grades? Because it was below sea level!

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels!

How do you run a fishy business? You scale it up!

What’s a fish’s favorite show? Tuna Half Men!

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Why don’t fish like computers? They’re afraid of the net!

What did one tide pool say to the other tide pool? Show me your mussels!

Why was the sand wet? Because the sea weed all over it!

What did the fish say when it ran into a wall? Dam!

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because they have their own scales!

How do shellfish get to the hospital? In a clambulance!

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What’s a shark’s favorite sandwich? Peanut butter and jellyfish!

Why did the fish go to Hollywood? To be a starfish!

What do you call a fish that doesn’t believe in war? A pacifisht!

What’s a fish’s favorite TV show? Gilligan’s Island!

What’s a fish’s favorite movie? The Codfather!

What did the fish say when it saw a shark? “Oh ship!”

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Why did the fish cross the sea? To get to the other tide!

What’s a fish’s favorite game? Salmon Says!

What do you call a fish with a crown? A kingfish!

Why don’t fish like fast food? Because it’s hard to catch!

What’s a fish’s favorite sport? Bass-ketball!

What’s a shark’s favorite game? Swallow the leader!

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What’s a fish’s favorite type of music? Rock and reel!

What do you call a fish that works in the government? A civil serpent!

Why did the fish get a trophy? Because it was a fin-tastic swimmer!

Why don’t fish like to play football? Because they’re afraid of the tackle!

Why don’t fish like to play cards? Because they’re always getting dealt a bad fin!

What’s a fish’s least favorite day? Fry-day!

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