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50 Best Ocean Jokes


How does the ocean say hello? It waves!

Why did the ocean break up with the pond? It thought the pond was too shallow.

Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze!

What’s a fish’s favorite country? Finland!

What did the fisherman say to the magician? Pick a cod, any cod!

Why did the fish get kicked out of school? Because it was caught with seaweed!

How does an ocean say yes? “Shore thing!”

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Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools!

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite!

What’s the difference between a piano and a fish? You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish!

What do you call a fish that tells jokes? A clownfish!

What do sea monsters eat for lunch? Fish and ships!

Why was the sand wet? Because the sea weed all over it!

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How do you make an octopus laugh? With ten-tickles!

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!

What’s the most musical part of a fish? The scales!

What do you call a fish that knows addition? An octoplus!

Why don’t fish like basketball? Because they’re afraid of the net!

Why did the crab never share? Because he was a little shellfish!

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What do you call an underwater spy? A James Pond!

How do you communicate with a fish? Drop it a line!

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels!

What do you call a messy fish? A slobster!

What’s a fish’s favorite instrument? The bass guitar!

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Why did the fish blush? Because it saw the ocean’s bottom!

What do you call a fish with a tie? Sofishticated!

What do you call a fish who’s actually a plumber? A hammerhead shark!

What did the beach say to the wave? Long tide, no sea!

Why did the fish get bad grades? Because it was below sea level!

How do you run a fishy business? You scale it up!

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What’s a fish’s favorite show? Tuna Half Men!

Why don’t fish like computers? They’re afraid of the net!

What did one tide pool say to the other tide pool? Show me your mussels!

What did the fish say when it ran into a wall? Dam!

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because they have their own scales!

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How do shellfish get to the hospital? In a clambulance!

What’s a shark’s favorite sandwich? Peanut butter and jellyfish!

Why did the fish go to Hollywood? To be a starfish!

What’s a fish’s favorite movie? The Codfather!

Why did the fish cross the ocean? To get to the other tide!

What’s a fish’s favorite game? Salmon Says!

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Why don’t fish like fast food? Because it’s hard to catch!

What’s a fish’s favorite sport? Bass-ketball!

What’s a shark’s favorite game? Swallow the leader!

What’s a fish’s favorite type of music? Rock and reel!

What’s a fish’s least favorite day of the week? Fry-day!

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