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50 Ocean Jokes That'll Make Waves of Laughter

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What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh!

What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved!

Why did the fish blush?
Because it saw the ocean’s bottom!

Why do fish live in salt water?
Because pepper makes them sneeze!

Why are fish so smart?
Because they live in schools!

Why did the mermaid wear seashells?
Because she grew out of her B-shells!

What do you call a fish that practices medicine?
A sturgeon.

What’s a shark’s favorite sandwich?
Peanut butter and jellyfish.

Why don’t fish play basketball?
They’re afraid of the net!

Where do fish keep their money?
In the river bank!

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark?
Frostbite!

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Why was the sand wet?
Because the sea weed all over it!

What kind of fish goes best with peanut butter?
Jellyfish!

Why did the fish get bad grades?
Because it was below sea level!

How does the ocean say hello?
It waves!

Why did the whale cross the road?
To get to the other tide!

What is a dolphin’s favorite game?
Squid and seek!

Why don’t oysters share their pearls?
Because they’re shellfish!

Why did the ocean break up with the pond?
It thought the pond was too shallow.

What do you get when you cross a fish with a guitar?
A bass guitar.

Why did the lobster blush?
Because the sea weed!

What do fish use for money?
Sand dollars!

Where do fish go on vacation?
Finland!

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What do you call a fish that’s a secret agent?
James Pond.

Why did the fish say when it ran into a wall?
Dam!

What do you get when you throw a lot of books into the ocean?
A title wave.

What’s a sea monster’s favorite snack?
Ships and dip.

Why was the ocean so salty?
Because the sea-weed!

Why did the fisherman get kicked out of the party?
He was always angling for compliments.

What’s a fish’s favorite country?
Finland!

How does the ocean say goodbye?
It waves!

What do you call a fish that tells jokes?
A clownfish!

What do you call a fish with a crown?
A king fish!

Why did the fish get kicked out of school?
Because it was caught with seaweed!

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What’s a fish’s favorite musical instrument?
The bass guitar.

What do you call a fish that needs help singing?
Autotuna.

What’s a fish’s least favorite day of the week?
Fry-day!

How do you make an octopus laugh?
With ten-tickles!

What do you call an underwater spy?
A James Pond!

Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay?
Because then they’d be bagels!

Why don’t crabs donate to charity?
Because they’re shellfish!

Why don’t fish like fast food?
Because it’s hard to catch!

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What did the beach say to the tide when it came in?
Long tide, no sea!

What do you call a fish with a tie?
Sofishticated!

What did one tide pool say to the other tide pool?
Show me your mussels!

Why did the crab never share?
Because he was a little shellfish!

What do you call a lazy crayfish?
A slobster!

What’s a fish’s favorite game?
Salmon Says!

What do sea monsters eat for lunch?
Fish and ships!

Why are fish so easy to weigh?
Because they have their own scales!

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