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50 Best Water Jokes


How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it!

How do you know if a river is rich? It has two banks!

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved!

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!

Why is water so good at basketball? It never misses a dribble!

Why did the lake go to the party? To get wavy!

How do you know if water is rich? It has lots of liquid assets!

How do you make a water bed bouncier? Use spring water!

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Why did the river keep gossiping? It just couldn’t keep its mouth shut!

Why did the water take a break? It was feeling drained!

How do you make a water laugh? Tell it a stream of jokes!

Why did the water bottle get in trouble at school? It kept spilling secrets!

What’s a water’s favorite type of book? A pour-tfolio!

What do you call water that’s great at solving problems? A brainstorm!

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Why did the water bottle get a promotion? It was always transparent!

How do you know if a snowman is angry? He gives you the cold shoulder!

What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum? A meltdown!

Why did the river break up with the ocean? It was tired of being salty!

Why did the fish blush? Because it saw the ocean’s bottom!

What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs!

What did the fish say when it hit a wall? Dam!

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Why did the ocean break up with the pond? It thought the pond was too shallow!

Why did the water droplet go to the party? It wanted to make a splash!

What’s a shark’s favorite sci-fi show? Shark Trek!

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools!

Why don’t watermelons get married? Because they cantaloupe!

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels!

Why did the water file a police report? It got mugged!

Why did the water never laugh at jokes? It had a fluid sense of humor!

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How does the ocean say hi? It waves!

Why did the fish go to Hollywood? To be a starfish!

What do you call an underwater social network? Fishbook!

What’s a water’s favorite dance move? The splash!

Why don’t water droplets get along? They have too many issues with condensation!

Why don’t fish like playing cards? They’re scared of the river!

What do you call a snowman in July? A puddle!

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Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales!

What did the water say to the boat? “You float my boat!”

What’s a fish’s favorite movie? The Codfather!

What do you call a fish that’s a knight? Sir Loin!

Why did the water get into trouble? It was always spilling secrets!

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Why don’t fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish!

What’s a fish’s least favorite day? Fry-day!

Why did the ocean become a philosopher? It had a lot of depth!

Why did the water go to school? To become well-educated!

Why was the water so happy? It just found its flow!

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What do you call a snowman in summer? A survivor!

What’s a river’s favorite game? Flow and seek!

What’s a snowman’s favorite sport? Ice hockey!

Why did the snowman call his dog Frost? Because Frost bites!

What’s a cloud’s favorite cereal? Rainin Bran!

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