50 Water Jokes That Are Dripping with Humor
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it!
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved!
Why did the water droplet say to his friend who evaporated?
“You will be mist.”
How do you know if a river is rich?
It has two banks!
Why was the sink so good at basketball?
It never missed a dribble!
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels!
Why don’t fish like playing cards?
They’re scared of the river!
Why do fish always know how much they weigh?
Because they have their own scales!
Why did the water laugh at every joke?
It had a fluid sense of humor!
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What did the fish say when it hit a wall?
Dam!
Why did the ocean break up with the pond?
It thought the pond was too shallow!
How do you make a water bed bouncier?
Use spring water!
Why don’t watermelons get married?
Because they cantaloupe!
Why did the river break up with the ocean?
It was tired of being salty!
Why was the ocean always on time?
It likes to stay current.
Why did the water file a police report?
It got mugged!
Why did the river go to the doctor?
It was feeling a little run-down!
Why did the ocean become a philosopher?
It had a lot of depth!
How do you know if a glacier is rich?
It has lots of liquid assets!
Why did the water go to school?
To become well-educated!
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Why did the ocean leave the party early?
It was getting really tide.
What did the fisherman say to the ocean?
“I like you. You float my boat!”
How do you make a river laugh?
Tell it a stream of jokes!
Why did the water droplet go to the party?
It wanted to make a splash!
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Because Frost bites!
Why did the ocean never lose at chess?
Because it’s always in tide.
Why was the ocean so happy?
It found its flow state!
Why did the melon jump into the ocean?
It wanted to be a water-melon.
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman!
Why don’t fish like computers?
They’re afraid of the net!
Why was the mouse afraid of water?
Catfish.
Why was the water an amazing detective?
It was always breaking the ice.
What do you call a snowman in July?
A puddle!
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What do you call an underwater social network?
Fishbook!
Why do water droplets never hold grudges?
Because they always let it flow.
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems (it got wet).
Why did the ocean get a ticket?
It was caught making waves.
Why did the river keep gossiping?
It just couldn’t keep its mouth shut!
What did the two raindrops say to the third one?
Two is company, but three is a cloud.
Why was the water so calm at the bottom of the waterfall?
It had learned to let things go.
What do you call a snowman in summer?
A survivor!
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What do you call a water’s favorite type of book?
A pour-tfolio!
What did the river say to the bank?
Stop holding me back!
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs!
Why did the ocean never go to school?
Because it thought it was too deep.
Why do clouds like to argue?
Because they love a good storm.
Why did the water go to therapy?
It was feeling empty inside.
Why did the water droplet say goodbye to its friends?
It had to evaporate.
Why don’t clouds go to school?
Because they prefer to keep their heads in the sky.
What’s a cloud’s favorite cereal?
Rainin Bran!
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