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50 Best Water Jokes


How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it!

How do you know if a river is rich? It has two banks!

How do you know if a glacier is rich? It has lots of liquid assets!

What did the water droplet say to his friend who evaporated? “You will be mist.”

How do you make a water bed bouncier? Use spring water!

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!

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Why did the river break up with the ocean? It was tired of being salty!

Why was the sink so good at basketball? It never missed a dribble!

Why don’t watermelons get married? Because they cantaloupe!

I’m mad that my neighbor dug a hole in my yard. He even filled it with water. I think he meant well.

    Why did the river keep gossiping? It just couldn’t keep its mouth shut!

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    What state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

    How do you make a river laugh? Tell it a stream of jokes!

    What’s a water’s favorite type of book? A pour-tfolio!

    How do you know if a snowman is angry? He gives you the cold shoulder!

    What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved!

    What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum? A meltdown!

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    What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs!

    What did the fish say when it hit a wall? Dam!

    Why did the ocean break up with the pond? It thought the pond was too shallow!

    Why did the water droplet go to the party? It wanted to make a splash!

    Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels!

    Why did the water file a police report? It got mugged!

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    Why did the water laugh at every joke? It had a fluid sense of humor!

    How does the ocean say hi? It waves!

    What do you call an underwater social network? Fishbook!

    Why don’t fish like playing cards? They’re scared of the river!

    What do you call a snowman in July? A puddle!

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    Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales!

    What did the fisherman say to the ocean? “I like you. You float my boat!”

    What’s a fish’s favorite movie? The Codfather!

    What’s a fish’s least favorite day? Fry-day!

    Why did the ocean become a philosopher? It had a lot of depth!

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    Why did the water go to school? To become well-educated!

    Why was the water so happy? It found its flow state!

    What do you call a snowman in summer? A survivor!

    Why did the snowman call his dog Frost? Because Frost bites!

    What’s a cloud’s favorite cereal? Rainin Bran!

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