31 Funniest October Jokes
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Wrap music.
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite.
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.
What’s a pumpkin’s favorite sport?
Squash!
What do you get when you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
Pumpkin pi.
Why do ghosts love October?
It lifts their spirits!
Why was the Jack-o’-lantern feeling down?
It was feeling a little hollow inside.
Why do birds fly south in October?
Because walking takes too long.
Why do witches wear name tags in October?
So they can remember which witch is which!
What’s a ghost’s favorite fruit in October?
Boo-berries!
What did July say to October?
“Fireworks in July, just old lanterns in October.”
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Why did the vampire become a doctor in October?
He wanted to stop people from coffin!
Why did the scarecrow win an award in October?
For being outstanding in his field.
What kind of vest does October wear?
A harvest.
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A blood orange.
Why do mummies have trouble making friends in October?
They’re too wrapped up in themselves!
What room does a ghost not need?
A living room.
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?
He had no body to go with.
Why was the broom late for the witch’s party in October?
It overswept!
Why did October join a dating site?
To find someone to fall for.
Why do vampires believe everything you tell them?
Because they’re suckers.
Why did October love candy corn?
It matched its harvest colors!
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert?
I scream.
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Why did the vampire read the newspaper in October?
He heard it had great circulation!
What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
Squash.
What’s October’s favorite pick-up line?
“Do you believe in love at first fright?”
Why did the Jack-o’-lantern go to the therapist?
It was feeling a little hollow inside.
What do you call two witches living together?
Broommates.
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo.
What do you call two spiders that just got married?
Newlywebbed.
What’s a skeleton’s favorite musical instrument?
The trom-bone.
Why don’t mummies take time off?
They’re afraid to unwind.
What did July say to October?
“I celebrate independence, you celebrate… candy?”
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