The Match Lab

Dating Tips

Breaking down the psychology of dating and the science of attraction.

We conduct research to uncover new dating tips that actually work. Read our blog posts here to learn about our findings and discover a smarter way to date.

Dating Tips
Funny DJ jokes: "Why did the DJ go to the doctor? He had a sick beat." "How does a DJ pay his bills? With a sound check." "Why was the DJ a bad fisherman? He always dropped the bass."
Funny owl jokes: "What do you call an owl dressed in armor? A knight owl." "Why don't owls study for tests? They prefer to wing it." "What do you call a magical owl? Whoo-dini."
Funny you're so dumb jokes: "You're so dumb, you tripped over a wireless internet connection." "You're so dumb, you tried to climb Mountain Dew." "You're so dumb, you thought a quarterback was a refund."
Funny basketball jokes: "What's a basketball player's least favorite fast food? In-N-Out Burger." "Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She ran away from the ball." "Why are basketball players messy eaters? They're always dribbling."
Funny monkey jokes: "What do you call a monkey in a minefield? A baboom!" "What do you call a monkey who loves potato chips? A chipmunk!" "What do you call a monkey with a wand? Hairy Potter!"
Funny turtle jokes: "Why did the turtle cross the road? To get to the shell station." "What do you call a turtle who tries to beat a rabbit in a race? Optimistic." "What do you call a turtle who takes up photography? A snapping turtle."
Funny flower jokes: "What did the bee say to the flower? "Hey, bud, when do you open?" "Why was the flower a good cheerleader? It always rooted for its team." "Why was the flower a great mathematician? It could tell you the square root of anything."
Funny Taylor Swift jokes: "Why did Taylor Swift break up with the calendar? It had too many dates." "Why did Taylor Swift go to art class? To learn how to draw a blank space." "How does Taylor Swift keep warm in the winter? By burning all her old love letters."
Funny corn jokes: "What do you call a corn's father? Pop corn!" "Why shouldn't you tell secrets on a farm? Because the corn has ears!" "What do you call corn that joins the army? Kernel."
Funny car jokes: "Why did the car break up with the GPS? It was tired of being told where to go." "Why did the car apply for a new job? It wanted to shift gears." "What's a car's favorite game? Fuel-in-the-blank."