Dating Tips

Funny 4th of July jokes: "What's red, white, blue, and green? A seasick Uncle Sam." "What's the best tea to drink on the 4th of July? Liber-tea." "Why did the duck say "bang" on the 4th of July? Because it was a firequacker."

Funny July jokes: "Why did July break up with June? It needed to declare its independence." "How many seconds are there in July? One: July 2nd." "Where does August come before July? In the dictionary."

Funny June jokes: "Where does June come before May? In the dictionary." "How many seconds are there in June? One: June 2nd." "Why is June just like a right angle? Because it's often 90 degrees."

Funny May jokes: "What does May steep its tea in? Spring water." "What’s May’s favorite type of music? Heavy petal." "What’s May’s favorite type of investment? Seed funds."

Funny April jokes: "Why didn’t April showers bring May flowers this year? They forgot the address." "Why did April refuse to play cards? It was afraid of raining on everyone's parade." "How does April break up with winter? It says, "It’s not me, it’s May."

Funny March jokes: "How do you know March is feeling happy? There’s a little spring in its step." "Why did March have an identity crisis? It couldn’t decide whether it’s winter or spring." "Why did March go to therapy? To deal with its mood swings."

Funny February jokes: "How many seconds are there in February? One: February 2nd." Why is February bad in bed? It always finishes prematurely." What’s the only thing calendars can do when February ends? March onward."

Funny January jokes: "What’s January’s favorite body part? The cold shoulder." "What do you get if you cross January with a vampire? Frostbite." "How many seconds are there in January? One: January 2nd."

Funny Saturday jokes: "Who is Saturday’s favorite musician? The Weeknd." "Why does Saturday feel so strong? Because all 5 days before it were weakdays." "What's Saturday's favorite type of potato? Couch potatoes."

Funny Friday jokes for work: "Why is Friday my laptop’s favorite day? It finally gets to sleep." "What do you call a productive Friday? A plot twist." "What do you call an employee who starts a new project on a Friday? Delusionally optimistic."